There once was a Vulcan named Spock
So sad when those humans would mock
His strange pointy ears
He would burst into tears...
So he finally had both of them cropped!
There once was a Captain named Kirk
Quite known around town as a jerk!
While the Enterprise docked
As he viewed Mister Spock
He scoffed at those chopped ears that hurt!!
Ship mates of the Enterprise crew
Were sad to know Spock was so blue...
So they grabbed Captain Kirk
By his feet and his shirt
Tossed him from the ship, ...out he flew!!
All evidence quickly erased
A murder has left not a trace
'Tho Kirk may be long gone...
He lives on in re-runs !!
So trekkies can still see his face!!