THE SECRET'S OUT
The Mullumbimby blokes new bull
Was looking kind of poor.
He shunned Ray's Jersey milking cows
And serviced them no more.
To buy this so-called champion
Poor Ray had saved for years,
And seeing him the way he was
It near brought him to tears.
Ray thought - I'll ring the local vet,
To come this very day,
If any one can perk him up,
He'd surely know a way.
The vet he looked him up and down,
Then handed Ray a pill.
"This ought to do the trick," he said,
Then handed him the bill.
That pill it did the trick all right
His vigour was now back.
Ray fed his mate a pill a day
To keep the bull on track.
The neighbour viewed the goings on
And sought the secret out.
Ray then revealed, "It's in a pill,
A miracle no doubt."
"So what does this pill look like then?"
The neighbour sought a hint.
"It's big and white," Ray then replied,
"And tastes like peppermint."