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Ode to Dr Pepper
I went on an epic excursion, procuring nonpareil treasures and paragons of comestibles,
but my main goal was the epitome of nectar, Dr Pepper. OH sweet, sweet journeys to the
great beyond for just a spot of that most ambrosial elixir, what I wouldn't do for that
tender kiss upon the most succulent lips of the heavens that is DR PEPPER! Every time I
imbibe that delicious beverage, my body... nay my entire soul and being screams out in the
most lascivious absolution that no mortal woman could have ever induced! Pure euphoria
courses through my veins as each drop cavorts upon my palate, promenading through and
around each and every sensation of my tongue with the finesse of the most graceful of
ballerinas. The twenty-three note melody doth enrapture me so. The sybaritic
stupefaction entangles me, but the decadence is well worth it.
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