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mistletoe mishap

such a gorgeous peach is she,
looks like her eyes are fixed on me!

skin so fair, lips full and red,
somebody slap me, make sure i'm not dead!

she's headin' this way, with mistletoe in hand,
i'm all yours baby, let me be your man!

i'm gettin' pretty nervous, about to drop my cup,
she grabs me by the shirt & says..."get ready, pucker up!"

my heart skips a beat, it sings a new song,
she sticks out her tongue, damn, it's awful long!

she's not a good kisser, how bad is it gonna get?
somebody bring a baby's bib, my shirt's sloppy wet!

i wake up in my bed, after sleepin' like a log,
would you believe?...i was kissin' my dog!

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  1. Date: 8/13/2012 10:58:00 AM

    Oh this is so funny!! Lol....great visual thank-you for letting me know about this poem. You made me smile! Hugs~Tammy~

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran Date: 8/13/2012 3:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hi Tammy! Thanks for checking out my poem. God bless U!...Milt
  1. Date: 11/12/2009 9:03:00 AM

    Christmas humor...how refreshing. I fear most of my stuff is humorous these days. At 80 years one must manufacture mental health. Love, daver

  1. Date: 11/8/2009 10:58:00 AM

    Interesting humor here. I have written one about something like a long time ago. I got a good laugh and it did lighten my day. My poem about Baa Baa Black Sheep was a cloud that I saw a sheep outline. Thanks for your comments on my work. Sara

  1. Date: 11/6/2009 10:51:00 PM

    Very funny...enjoyed...Marty