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mistletoe mishap
such a gorgeous peach is she,
looks like her eyes are fixed on me!
skin so fair, lips full and red,
somebody slap me, make sure i'm not dead!
she's headin' this way, with mistletoe in hand,
i'm all yours baby, let me be your man!
i'm gettin' pretty nervous, about to drop my cup,
she grabs me by the shirt & says..."get ready, pucker up!"
my heart skips a beat, it sings a new song,
she sticks out her tongue, damn, it's awful long!
she's not a good kisser, how bad is it gonna get?
somebody bring a baby's bib, my shirt's sloppy wet!
i wake up in my bed, after sleepin' like a log,
would you believe?...i was kissin' my dog!
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