Santa fired Rudolph,
for being a drunken slob;
they crashed onto a mountain top,
that's how he lost his job!
toys scattered far and abroad,
with Santa, reindeer & sleigh;
Rudolph barfed like a twisted bugle,
childrens' hopes were dashed away!
together they found shelter,
huddled as one in a cave;
Santa called out to Rudolph...
"i'm gonna kill you like a runaway slave!!"
Christmas arrived and passed,
they were rescued after a week;
Santa was stiff as a popsicle,
the poor fellow could barely speak!
when they made it back to the 'Pole,
Santa was fuming and hot;
he called Rudolph to his office,
and fired him on the spot!
no one ever heard from Rudolph,
things were quiet as a mouse;
somewhere along the coastal shores,
lives a red beacon on top of a lighthouse!