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A New Job For Rudolph

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A New Job For Rudolph

Santa fired Rudolph,
for being a drunken slob;
They crashed into a mountain top,
that's how he lost his job!

Toys scattered here and there,
with Santa, reindeer and sleigh;
Rudolph barfed like a bugle,
childrens' hopes were dashed away!

Together, they found shelter,
huddled as one in a cave;
Santa called out to Rudolph...
"I'll kill you like a runaway slave!!"

Christmas came and went,
they were rescued in a week;
Santa was stiff as a popsicle,
the poor fellow could barely speak!

Back home at the 'Pole,
Santa was fuming and hot;
He called Rudolph to his office,
and fired him on the spot!

No one heard from Rudolph,
things were quiet as a mouse;
Someone says he's found a job,
shining atop of a lighthouse!

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  1. Date: 11/9/2009 12:44:00 PM
    LOL. Even though don't care for the DUI. Keep writing. Sara

  1. Date: 11/6/2009 11:04:00 AM
    Milt, thanks for making me laugh with this one! It'll be marked as one of my favs! Peace, Audrey

  1. Date: 10/31/2009 4:59:00 PM
    Wonderful use of humor. Got a chuckle out of your poem. The rhyme works well. Thank you for sharing your creativity with us. Karen

  1. Date: 10/29/2009 1:20:00 PM
    Milt, loved the humor in this one. Thank you for sharing. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 10/29/2009 3:02:00 AM
    This is a charmingly redacted piece of yuletide art that will deliquesce the hearts of all whom shall read around the magnificent you. Sincerely,Eric

  1. Date: 10/28/2009 8:52:00 PM
    Got a chuckle out of this one. Good use of humor. The rhyme works well. Thank you for sharing your poem with us. Keep on writing!!! Karen

  1. Date: 10/28/2009 7:25:00 PM
    Cute enjoyed reading...Marty

  1. Date: 10/28/2009 6:37:00 PM
    Glad to hear poor Rudolph found a suitable job on top of a lighthouse.Lol. hilarious. Sincerely, Moses