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Werewoman of Brooklyn

When the moon is full
I show a certain inclination
It’s way worse than PMS
A truly hairy situation

My fur’s soft as silk
I get a bit hirsute
Me and others of my ilk
Are in wolfish pursuit

Ahh – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn
I’m a lady lycanthrope
But I’ll rip out your throat
Ah – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn
I’ll fulfill your dreams
If you don’t mind a few screams

It’s true I’ll tear you up 
If you dare cross me
An alpha female
Ain’t no one can boss me

Me and my weregirls
Hang out at Brighton Beach
Go moonbathing at midnight 
Attack anyone within reach

Ahh – Ooooooh – Werewomen of Brooklyn
From Flatbush to Cozine
Prospect Heights to Fort Greene
Ahh – Ooooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn
Yeah, we’re representin’
No intention of repentin’

I have a special someone
My friends say it’ll never work
I should stick to my own kind
And while I know I really oughta
She’s Dracula’s daughter
Her love bites are so fine!

Ahh – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn
I’m a lady lycanthrope
But I’ll rip out your throat
Ah – Oooooh – Werewoman of Brooklyn
I’ll fulfill your dreams
If you don’t mind a few screams



For Carol Brown's Funny Spooks Contest

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  1. Date: 9/23/2009 11:51:00 AM

    Thank you for entering my contest Corinne. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 9/22/2009 12:19:00 PM

    I laughed all the way through this one, Corinne, that is, when I wasn't cringing in fear. How is my special songstress? BIG LOVE, daver

  1. Date: 9/18/2009 6:49:00 PM

    cool write! Corinne!...I found myself singing along!...jim

  1. Date: 9/18/2009 5:47:00 PM

    what a great write... good luck in the contest!!!!!