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footle.. ENHANCED ! ! .
Nice Pair Don't Stare .
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/10/2010 2:30:00 PM
Hey, this one could be about ME. hahahaha.
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Date: 8/18/2009 11:47:00 AM
Sean, Laughing again!!!! Thanks for your comment. I needed an end... AMEN! (More footles, please!) I desire more laughs. Lovingly, Dane
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Date: 5/9/2009 6:07:00 AM
No blushing the second time around....just laughter. You're the King of footles. DAS-J
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Date: 4/19/2009 12:17:00 PM
Do I need to blush???
Wilfredo Derequito
Date: 3/24/2009 3:02:00 AM
Dolly Parton...she turns me on!
Katherine Stella
Date: 3/14/2009 5:56:00 AM
what a pair of hooters lol finally undestood this write after changing mine like 3 times already lol love your dentist one but you missed a e in teeth yikes you rock my friend also thanks for your kind comments to my stuff blessings
Date: 3/5/2009 11:06:00 AM
Nice one! I like the footle response you made to Brian's piece--"slow dance/fat chance". You've got to post it as a poem of your own! All you have left is the title. Enjoy your humor. Karen
Sandra Hudson
Date: 3/3/2009 5:59:00 PM
Oh my gosh!...I just saw you really are in Ireland! Now I know I'm losing it. I thought it was just a ruse because your first name is Sean!-lol-Always Alexandra
Vince Suzadail Jr.
Date: 2/25/2009 6:41:00 PM
They've always made a nice couple. Reminds me of an old song "Thanks for the Mammaries." Vince
Sandra Hudson
Date: 2/23/2009 7:18:00 PM
Hi Sean, read your soup mail will ya?
christopher higgins
Date: 2/22/2009 11:49:00 AM
Sean you always have me cracking up friend..Nice sense of humor..I always stare..my eyes betray me all the time.. Thanks for the comments.
Sandra Hudson
Date: 2/21/2009 4:37:00 AM
soup mail- good buddy
FATHIMA DAWOOD
Date: 2/21/2009 12:02:00 AM
Wow, another one bites the dust!!!! Well done Sean Peace Fathima
Sandra Hudson
Date: 2/20/2009 3:00:00 AM
thanks Sean...you know why.
Sandra Hudson
Date: 2/18/2009 3:03:00 AM
Hi Sean, thanks for your sweet wecome and comment. I've been away so what is this form of poetry? I know it is some type of foolishness but why is it limited to two lines? like how now brown cow? who started it? I didn't see it in the list of form. xo-Alexandra
Raul Moreno
Date: 2/17/2009 1:23:00 PM
This one made me laugh, good work...Raul
Laurie Ginn
Date: 2/17/2009 12:48:00 AM
Sean Kelly you ahhh mahvelous, you type sooo happy, winksss, Laurie
Donald Meikle
Date: 2/13/2009 3:00:00 PM
Nicely penned (yes it's double entendre) Try reading Schlaunter. My granmum's maiden name? Kelly
Donna Golden
Date: 2/12/2009 7:57:00 PM
I actually laughed out loud at this one. You hit the nail on the head, here. How can any woman be offended when men stare...especially when they've added three cups sizes to a petite frame? Or, when they put it all out there on display. I'm not a prude, and do not dress frumpily, but I don't advertise my wares in a vulgar way, and certainly wouldn't claim to hate the attention if I did! Well done, my friend. DG.
Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 2/12/2009 4:19:00 PM
Sean, I envy your talent to make a point (lol) in four words. Here's to everyone, from those who have itty bitty bippies to those who are endowed with super duper droopers! Carolyn
Date: 2/12/2009 2:11:00 PM
Good one! You've got me smiling. I enjoy your wit. Thank you for sharing your talent with us and for your kind comment. Karen
Barbara Gorelick
Date: 2/12/2009 1:45:00 PM
Bad Boy..Not Toy! You are the funniest ever ..Bg
Deirdre Omaidin
Date: 2/12/2009 9:22:00 AM
More, more, more, good suit....real cute..., chick and......hunk grand, romance......perchance Déirdre D
Brian Strand
Date: 2/12/2009 8:26:00 AM
Very revealing poetry Sean.Rgds Brian & thanks for your welcome comments
Christie Moses
Date: 2/12/2009 7:38:00 AM
Wiggle jiggle....live jive... hehe Don't stare!! NIce pair....a glance...they dance....LOL This cracks me up!
Robin L. Gass
Date: 2/12/2009 7:00:00 AM
Enlarge.......for charge! They're there....you stare! LOLOLOL!! The Queen needs oxygen!
Michael Jordan
Date: 2/12/2009 6:38:00 AM
Sean you made me just roll with laughter - Excellent - God Bless, MJ
sharon weimer
Date: 2/12/2009 6:23:00 AM
Mr. Kelly! That's right - you stare, beware! Bad boy! Love, Shar
Michael Degenhardt
Date: 2/12/2009 5:44:00 AM
great rack, she's stacked. Now were you talking about cards? LOL excellent! Michael
Laurie Ginn
Date: 2/12/2009 3:18:00 AM
Ohh you are soo bad Mr. Kelly, tsk tsk.
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