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footle.. Very Skinny Supermodel .
Zero Hero .
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 6/10/2010 2:27:00 PM
So glad you see it that way too! some of the girls I saw last season on top model were grotesque looking to me. I liked the year they did the "big size" one. She was only size 10, which is ME after I lose 15 pounds. Dang, and that was supposed to be a LARGE model?? GIVE Me a break. that size is perfect!!!
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Date: 4/19/2009 12:17:00 PM
LOL Fun
Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 3/20/2009 11:30:00 AM
Absolutely priceless, Sean. Sometimes I wonder if those models eat anything at all!
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Date: 3/4/2009 11:56:00 AM
Sean, so true, so true. Anorexia for the masses or how my empathy for Pows translated into my everyday profession. Thank you for yoyur comments. They are very important to me and I do appreciate them. regards, Gerard.
FATHIMA DAWOOD
Date: 2/20/2009 11:59:00 PM
Hehehe, good one Sean. I didnt see this one coming. But the message is so true!!! Peace Fathima
Date: 2/8/2009 12:07:00 PM
Got a chuckle out of this one, though with the anorexia rampant in the model industry it is a sad situation overall. Timely poem. It's too bad there is so much of an emphasis on appearance. Good job with just two words. Thank you for sharing this clever piece with us and for your kind comment. Karen
Donna Golden
Date: 2/7/2009 12:40:00 PM
Please,please, post a picture of yourself in that mini!
Michelle Mac Donald
Date: 2/6/2009 11:18:00 AM
Good day to you, Sean!!:) That sounds like a very tiny person. Must have something outstanding...like the eyes? This is cute, and definitely doesn't take forever to read, in fact I must have read it 20 times! Thank you for your comment...nope, doesn't sound like there was any wedding March, but that was clever to write.:) Best to you..Blessings to you and yours...Mikki
sharon weimer
Date: 2/3/2009 5:31:00 AM
Yeah, what is that all about? So many normal weighted beauties out there, I don't get it! Excellent Mr. Kelly! Love, Shar
Robin L. Gass
Date: 2/2/2009 12:09:00 PM
You slow? Oh, no!
Robin L. Gass
Date: 2/2/2009 11:53:00 AM
There's more......Part 4
Robin L. Gass
Date: 2/2/2009 11:46:00 AM
It's me. We'll see.
Robin L. Gass
Date: 2/2/2009 8:54:00 AM
My test, request. See me, PT3!
Brian Strand
Date: 2/2/2009 7:43:00 AM
skinny..dippy Nice one Sean.Rgds Brian The snow is heading westward they say...but weather(sic) you can trust these global warnings remains very doubful
Robin L. Gass
Date: 2/2/2009 7:25:00 AM
Great say! Good Day! :) QR
Christie Moses
Date: 2/2/2009 5:38:00 AM
LOL!!!! Maybe if they ate more than a cracker a week, they would put on a pound or two....hey, maybe you should invite them to your place for some plaice....off to the woods now....bye souper super! LOve PP
christopher higgins
Date: 2/2/2009 3:51:00 AM
Lol..I love this piece..they are too darn skinny..this is one of the best..good work.
Kristin Reynolds
Date: 2/2/2009 2:46:00 AM
wealthy, stealthy...lol is that even a word? This is so funny and so true - laaaame (says the girl who would love to lose 15 lbs so she could be skinnier) lol *cough cough* yeah, um, right. here, here! Love, K
Sean Kelly
Date: 2/2/2009 2:28:00 AM
Said ..... Fred ..... Compared to some of these ,searching for this zero figure , Twiggy would seem rather plump , But she still looks well , Fred , even today !!! Oh dear God ! , Where did I leave my mini ??? ....
Wilfredo Derequito
Date: 2/2/2009 2:21:00 AM
Kelly, beauty! LOL
Wilfredo Derequito
Date: 2/2/2009 2:20:00 AM
Twiggy, skinny