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It's not NICE!

My teacher said: "give me an adjective that isn't nice"
I said: "in my head I have pernicious lice"
She said: "Stephen, now don't be so vile"
I said: "well, they've been here for a while!"

My teacher said: "now stop this! Give me an adjective that isn't nice"
I said: "At home I have an egregious mouse"
She said: "Now, really - stop being such a twit"
I said: "but miss it smells worse than your arm pit!"

My teacher said: "I'm angry now, give me an adjective but don't say nice"
I said: "It can't be that bad - you've said it thrice!"
She said: "right get out and after school come and see me"
I said: "ok miss, can we have a nice cup of tea?!"

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  1. Date: 12/3/2008 12:09:00 PM

    Jonathan this was funny. Enjoyed it Michael