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Bidet

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Bidet

But for that crazy, ill-conceived bidet,     
I'd say using a loo is serious business.    
Darn it, think of a sudden April shower      
Encroaching upon your pretty posterior,      
Tickling it, the nearest thing to heaven!

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  1. Date: 12/2/2008 3:27:00 PM
    Those April showers that come in May ... they bring the flowers .... blah, blah. Such a strange topic but, as always, brillantly written ... LOL ... has Joe Doria left PoetrySoup? I went to look at his latest and its all empty but his name is still on the roster. Well, thats too bad if he has ... I enjoyed his Edgar Guest type poetry ...

  1. Date: 12/1/2008 8:02:00 AM
    This one cracked me up....who else would think to write a poem about a bidet??!! So funny and clever acrostic!! Can't wait to see the subject of your next one!! :) Carrie

  1. Date: 12/1/2008 5:46:00 AM
    OMG What will you think of next? ~lol~ Muahahahahahaha! You crack me up Fred. Love, Shar

  1. Date: 12/1/2008 5:14:00 AM
    lol. Nice one. I agree

  1. Date: 12/1/2008 5:03:00 AM
    Wonderful job! Love the last line of this well written acrostic.

  1. Date: 12/1/2008 4:57:00 AM
    LOL Love this acrostic... Love Chirsite