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Holiday Dinner

Being on time
Almost on time
All my life
Always strife
Making ex cu u ses
Why I am late
Thinking it's stu u pid
When they all wait
Eat the food while it's hot
Please eat the food while it's hot.

(Silent Night)

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  1. Date: 4/20/2009 12:27:00 AM

    "Making ex cu u ses" "Thinking it's stu u pid" nice lines...Raul

  1. Date: 12/21/2008 10:15:00 AM

    Well done! karen. congratulations on your winn in John's contest. Lainie

  1. Date: 12/20/2008 8:10:00 AM

    Congratulations on your win in John's contest, and have a happy holiday! ~Juliane

  1. Date: 12/19/2008 5:49:00 PM

    Very, very clever here Karen and congratulations on your Honorable Mention in John's contest !!

  1. Date: 12/18/2008 3:22:00 PM

    Karen - Congrats on your place in John's contest - merry Christmas & God Bless, MJ

  1. Date: 12/18/2008 2:48:00 PM

    ~lol~ Seriously funny. Congratulations Karen on your win in John's contest! Love, Shar

  1. Date: 12/18/2008 1:36:00 PM

    Congratulations on this poem placing in John's crazy contest!! Well deserved to be among the winners...it was so clever, and different, terrific job! ~ Love, Carrie

  1. Date: 12/13/2008 7:21:00 AM

    LOL! This sounds a lot like my tardy relatives no matter WHAT occassion it is! Wanted to wish you and your loved ones a very Happy & Blessed Holiday season. I hope you were good this year and placed on Santa'a "NICE" list! LOL! Peace and happiness always, John

  1. Date: 11/29/2008 8:15:00 AM

    I say let's eat! If people get upset with being late, why wait. Had to chuckle with this one. Happy Holidays! Karen

  1. Date: 11/28/2008 2:57:00 PM

    LOL! I shouldn't be reading this - could I possibly see this poem pop-up again somewhere else? Oh, Lordy - don't-cha just hate people/friends/relatives who are tardy...UNLESS they arrive bearing extravagant gifts and goodies to excuse themselves LOL! Wishing you and your loved ones Happy Holidays. Peace always, John

  1. Date: 11/25/2008 4:27:00 PM

    here here don't wait and blame EAT! jhl