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Jump Rope
I’m making up a jump rope song,
T-whack, T-whack,
Although it’s kinda sick and wrong,
T-whack, T-whack,
Once there was a kid named Spuz,
T-whack, T-whack,
The foulest jerk that ever was,
T-whack, T-whack,
He would shoplift every store,
Takedy, greedily,
Never did a single chore,
Loungedy, lazily,
He used to have a hamster, Dave
Chittery, chompity,
He threw him in the microwave,
Pipity, Popity,
Breakin’ windows just for fun,
Tinkery, Crashedy,
And give the cops a healthy run,
Sireny, Flashedy,
Threw a kitty down a drain,
Meowity, drownity,
Laughed so hard he went insane,
Ha-Hah-ha! Insanity!
They came with dogs and giant axes,
Barkity, thwackety,
And many Phidippus audaxes,
Jumpity, attackery,
But he went so rotten, so they say,
Abysmally, wretchedly,
He turned into a roach that day,
Scittery, squashedy,
What’s the moral if there was?
T-whack, T-whack,
Don’t name any child Spuz,
T-whack, T-whack.
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