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Discount Medicine Man

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Discount Medicine Man

I have Geritol at half price
The tamper proof has only been breached twice
Viagra for you real go getters
B12 for Telemarketers aka appointment setters
Come on kids, help me out with my supply
Raid Grandpa and Grandma's medicine cabinet, I will pay top dollar for all I buy
Some medicines are plentiful like grains of sand
Purchase it wholesale from your retail discount medicine man
Rogaine, cocaine laced products, your need for speed
Uppers, downers, all arounders, the best in the world of weed
If you are short on dough, have no self control, just give me a call
Cramps, indigestion, urinary tract infection, I have cures for it all
We all have them, so don't tell me about your issues
I am not board certified, so you cannot sue
I have placeboes available for you ill at mind
I have drugs that curb you urge to kill your own kind
There are some here that provide visionary thrills
Come see me, for self therapy, I can supply it in a pill
You are so dependent, I understand
Patience is my key to be your discount medicine man
My lifestyle is rich but not famous
Ruthless business man, look in my eyes, they are shameless 
Even deep down inside, I really don't care
I just want my lion's share
One visit, you will become part of my plan
Save money and time, come visit your discount medicine man

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