Short Gout Poems
Short Gout Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gout by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gout by length and keyword.
Grampa Running Brook Gout
If you have some gout
Read about what gout's about
Pee in a South Wind....
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Categories:
gout, happiness, health
Form:
Haiku
Shout About Gout
Shout About Gout
we started to shout
what all of this was about
we heard had been gout
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
gout, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Who Would Say River
river that is now river
who would say ?
One day it was gout,
the other day it was wire,
who would say that one day
would it be such a big river...!?...
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Categories:
gout, allusion, analogy, appreciation, metaphor, river,
Form:
Free verse
Cranky Boss
I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss.
Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey...
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Categories:
gout, funny, work,
Form:
Limerick
Must Ration Myself
Every night, my dreams are such a delight
Dream of swarms of ladies begging for a bite
Must ration myself out
Because of my gout
It hampers me but my passions still ignite...
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Categories:
gout, emotions,
Form:
Limerick
Must Ration Myself
Every night, my dreams are such a delight
Dream of swarms of ladies begging for a bite
Must ration myself out
Because of my gout
Hampers me but passions still damn well ignite...
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Categories:
gout, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Hosie Rosie
There was a young lady named Rose,
who developed a run in her hose.
When her big toe stuck out;
she got zapped with the gout:
Now what Rosie does best,
is to limp all about....
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Categories:
gout, character, girl, humor, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
GOUT
GOUT
Miracle Man
4/22/2024
Once, prescribed Med’s Tom had ran without,
The ensuing pain caused him to near shout,
Driving him insane,
Was endless foot pain,
Brought on by a painful condition called Gout.
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Categories:
gout, health, pain,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick: Once a Lazy Lout Without Any Clout
Limerick : Once a lazy Lout without any clout
Once a lazy Lout without any clout
Entered politics though hampered by gout
Party voted him Chief
Being good at misChief
Now UN wants him for what ? Ne’er a doubt !
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...
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Categories:
gout, political,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick: Once Gout Which Got a Lady In Disease
Limerick : Once Gout which got a Lady in disease
Once Gout which got Lady in disease
Which meant she couldn’t hop ‘bout with ease
In doubt came together
With Louts feeling Super(ior)
To keep Gadabouts (from) eating Chinese.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...
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Categories:
gout, friendship, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Chastushka
CHASTUSHKA – two
Hopak is a Russian dance
But it is too fast for me
No! I prefer the six-pack
And a damsel on my knee
Please dear Lulu marry me
I am your slave on my knees
I love you so want to shout
Not for love but for the gout...
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Categories:
gout, funnylove,
Form:
Chastushka
Wipeout
I've seen the cool moves of Surfing Annie
Her ironing board rides are so uncanny!
When she has a wipeout
She blames it on her gout
I'm proud of Annie 'cause she's my Granny
July 15, 2022
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Lisa YY
Photo supplied by Pinterest...
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Categories:
gout, grandmother, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Gout
If there was a fountain
that would cure all,
but to someone else
my illness would fall,
knowing full well,
under God’s eye,
I would plunge my foot in
and shout at the sky,
“what eternal damnation
greater can be?
And besides, I’m sure someone
used this fountain on me.”...
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Categories:
gout, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Son of a Gun I Got Bum Gout
When I let one loose in the elevator
I felt like a fart battling, a mitigator
he said, "you couldn't hold it until later?"
I said, "it just ran away, what a traitor!"
when I got to my desk, I fanned it out
while all the workers changed their rout
I cried " son of a gun I got bum gout!"
and suddenly, they all began to shout.
July 31, 2021...
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Categories:
gout, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Cheating To Be Champ
Eyes of stark stiff doubt
Of The Win to clinch
After his Third Bout
No victorious inch
His rival quite out
To him reach and pinch!
Lips free with a pout
From pains of a gout:
A loss to a lout
Would Happiness rout …
What rules now to flout
For he can’t be out?
This idiot to rout!
Cheating for ‘A Lamp’
To see to being Champ
Not this Guy from Swamp
With Armpits The Damp....
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Categories:
gout, evil, people, sports, star,
Form:
Rhyme
Doctor's Dilemma
DOCTOR’S DILEMMA
A doctor who practiced in Maine,
Began to experience pain.
Called himself out,
Diagnosed gout,
Exhaustion and muscular strain.
For doctors it doesn’t look neat,
Getting worse than patients they treat.
He couldn’t wait,
In such a state.
Just retired, his life’s work complete
10 January 20129
Limerick II poetry competition
Sponsor Joseph May...
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Categories:
gout, health,
Form:
Limerick
There's a Heat Wave In Town
Flowers wilt, there is no breeze
Leaves droop, they're not pleased
Grass turns a sickly brown
There's a heat wave in town
Faces are taut
Greetings, coerced
Skin's pasty white
Every movement, coerced
Dogs pant on the pavement
Tongues hanging out
Your arthritis is worse
And so is your gout
Feel like ending it all?
~ Here comes a cold front
A Taste of Fall!...
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Categories:
gout, autumn, summer, weather,
Form:
Rhyme
A Mean Scout
He was a Mean Scout,
This showing with a pout,
His Upper Lip and The Lower out:
Just finer than a pig’s snout!
He was a Coarse Scout,
Readiness showing for a bout,
With knees at the mercy of gout;
An eagerness to a rival rout!
But should a well-groomed scout
The slogans of The Rash tout;
An integrity leave in doubt;
Shoulders rub with a lout…
Sacrosanct rules of scout
Flippantly flout?...
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Categories:
gout, abuse, conflict, evil, violence,
Form:
Rhyme
Gout
My sympathies are with anyone who suffers from gout.
It is painful and disheartening without a doubt.
It happens when levels of uric acid increase.
Inflammatory arthritic pain in the joints never cease.
A long list of different drugs are taken every day.
Anyone hopes the medications draw the pain away.
Such a condition can put anyone on the shelf.
I know, because I suffer from it myself.
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Categories:
gout, drug, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Feeling Rough
Feeling Rough
Sore throat, runny nose,
Could be a cold I suppose,
Or could it be influenza?
I think I need a detox cleanser
Turmeric, folic acid, gingko leaf
I'm feeling rough beyond belief
High B.P. and heart attack
Been called a hypochondriac
Gout in toe, earache
I never know what to take
Rheumatism in both knees
That Ibuprofen gel seems to ease
All my ailments could fill a page
My greatest one is called old-age...
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Categories:
gout, age, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
Fancy
Fickle fancy floods face
Gain glimpses grandeur's grace
Leaping laughter looms loud
Grapple grand glory's gout
Tipsy troubles turn trite
Wallow's wasteland works write
Deadly drizzle droops dance
Crisp crazy cocoons chance
Dizzy decay drifts deep
Sight sneaky savvy sleep
Feel falling fleeting fun
Pique plunging petty pun
Nimble nice nasty nape
Rich rancid ripples rape
Leon Enriquez
09 September 2017
Singapore...
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Categories:
gout, allegory,
Form:
Alliteration
Unwelcome Guest
Unwelcome Guests
(Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis, Gout)
Miracle Man
10-11-2023
The “rItis” boys came to visit,
and their welcome overstayed.
My futile efforts to evict them,
they always downplayed.
Arth, Burs, and Tendon,
that very unpleasant three.
Were always reluctant to leave,
before the ravaging of me.
For pain I gave each points,
on occasion they brought a shout.
They all attacked my joints,
but none compared to Gout.
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Categories:
gout, grief, hurt, pain,
Form:
Quatrain
Critterature: Beware Old Demon Rum
Here's the haughty elephant,
Won't eat food that's wrapped in cellophant.*
A catered meal is okay,
Like alfalfa or hay,
But most everything else is irrelevant.
The best of them try to abstain
From spirits like rum or champagne,
Which won't give them rabies,
But might lead to babies
Or ailments like gout and colitis.
Or, with this admonition,
A rare skin condition,
Some vets have called pachydermatitis.
*Thank you, Cowardly Lion, from "The Wizard of Oz"...
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Categories:
gout, animal, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
We Are Both Contenders
We should stop eating all of these fattening foods.
Turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy at the ready.
But yet, it is Thanksgiving week and they put us in good moods.
You start the potatoes, I‘ll warm the potatoes, I tell Freddy.
We used to buy vegetables, but they always got thrown out.
We are both contenders for serious conditions including gout.
But we like our red meat, our liquor, our taters and our sweets.
We definitely cannot give up bacon, ham, or t-bone beefs....
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Categories:
gout, addiction, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Those Damn Pigs Feet
(This is a fictional poem)
All I want is something good to eat.
But all you ever serve are pigs feet.
I can't stand how they taste.
You'd better get them out of my face.
Those damn pigs feet gave me the gout.
If you serve them again, I'll throw you out.
You served them yesterday and you got very mad.
They made me sick and I puked on your mom and dad.
Your parents swore never to come to our house again.
I'm free of your pigs feet and your parents so I guess I win....
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Categories:
gout, funny, husband, wife, parents, me, parents,
Form:
I do not know?