Short Fancied Poems

Robert Frost once pondered how the world might disband.
He fancied fire and idolized ice, but I believe it's man....

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Checking out your impulse buys
what do you like the most?
perhaps you fancied a curry
but settled for beans on toast...

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Farmer Phil fancied Fannie.
Fancy Fannie fled from Phil.
Frantic Farmer followed Fannie.
Fannie fell for Farmer Phil....

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There once was a silly Billy
Who fancied a certain filly
But horsing around
He suddenly found
She sported a bigger willie...

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Peter gave a huge sigh
He fancied a big slice of pie
Any filling would do
Maybe he could eat two
A meat one, and a sweet one, oh my...

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frontal nudity

she leapt from the highest cliff

falcon fancied top





Poetry Contest submission:  Make Me Chuckle With A Haiku...

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Albert Einstein fancied a hair style much to be desired 
relatively speaking...in perfect light
a curvature and motion delight !

...

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There was a dark Uisge from Loch Ness
who fancied a tasty Baroness,
he lured her astride
with the on coming tide
and all that was found was her dress....

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There was a young math whiz named Egbert
Who fancied himself a tax expert
Touting tax tips he tried
Till terribly tongue-tied
Never more will he overexert...

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Intricate movements,
cannot stop the plea,
for what is wanted.
No cure for,
the endless wants.
The material things,
that is fancied.
Glanced at,
then longed for....

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President Beji Caid Essebsi
The octogenarian who by a miraculous gamble in policy
Fancied he restored enduring stamina
Escalated power to preside over poor Tunisia....

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An enterprising young boy from Memphis
Made it his goal to climb Mount Olympus
Short-legged in stock
He fancied a smock
And he couldn't round up a consensus.

May 29, 2021...

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a fanciful meditative trance
transformed me into a mermaid
I found myself staring across a warm benevolent sea
my flipper power was amazingly real
this was more than a dream...

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Rhino Run

I fancied to catch me a rhino
A black one, but caught an albino
It seemed that my lure
Was not quite secure
He broke loose and charged my behin--Oh!!

deborah burch©
6/14/2012...

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 I once met an old bloke from Dover
Who fancied a roll in the clover 
He popped a blue pill 
But was floppy still 
So he didn’t get his leg over!

07 10 17...

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There was no bigger dud than Elmer Fudd
Though he fancied himself a marksman stud --
   He shot at Bugs Bunny
   Looked awkward and funny --
Thought he got him, but it was his own blood...

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Wildlife 29

There once was a flighty young puffin'
Who fancied a blueberry muffin'
When his mother came back,
She said "Cut me some slack!"
"It's sprats or you ain't gettin' nuffin'!"...

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There was a master French chef named Pierre
Who fancied himself quite suave and debonair __
   He once cooked a grouse
   Said: "It's on the house" -- 
Too bad the Cosa Nostra'd ordered bear...

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Cletus O'Toole fancied himself so cool

   'Til at Clyde's Bar he got fresh with Jewel

Her he tried to embrace

   She punched him in the face

In fact so hard it knocked him off his stool...

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Sally met an old bloke from Bombay
They both fancied a roll in the hay
He whipped out his todger
All ready to Rodger
But his blue pills had run out that day!

11~20~16...

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BEAVER LOVE

I have always fancied a beaver me, but: I have this fear, as I live in a log cabin 
Out to town to get my groceries and coming home to find my house flattened

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )...

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God helps those who help themselves
Hidden here a kernel of truth: "no free lunch!"
But if I seek a shelter in real or fancied homelessness
"A stitch in time saves nine," - not my bikini (thanx a bunch)...

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I got on the train 
I was feeling insane
I was late for my date

A lady sat beside me
She looked me up and down
All I could do was frown 

She smiled at me 
Like she fancied 
I’m late too for my date with you...

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I fancied Brazil nuts and got ’em
I put down the bag and forgot ’em
My wife, greedy guts
Is nibbling my nuts
She’ll stop when she gets to the bottom



29 May 2019
Contest: Bawdy Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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A farmer fancied some chicken for dinner
A fat cockerel he spied sure was a winner
He sharpened his knife
To end cockerels life
Cockerel wished that he'd been a bit thinner.



Inspired by Jan Allisons poem   Cluck Off...

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