Juicer Poems

Hymn Singers-Applique

...twenty five steamer clams
 snouts removed and dressed
in a oval pan arrange them.

3/4 cups of clarified butter
2 tablespoons of minced garlic
1/4 cup of minced parsley
1 teaspoon of lemon zes...

Grub Tub

...10 boudin sausages or
14 strips of bacon (diced and sauteed brown)
2 Pheasants ready to cook
1 teaspoon of salt
3 tablespoons of dry thyme
1 teaspoon of cayenne
1/4 cup of roasted red bell pepp...

Professional Juicer

...River flows in desert, 
Express roads in wilderness, 
Bountiful harvest in exile, 
Technological assignments to a master, 
Make electrons flow in circuit(s). 

Watery jokes in sadness, 
Colour...

Watermelon Festival

...My bike
holds me a spot
Watermelon posters on each spike
In the month of August whilst’s scorching hot
Friends join me and we set up our man-made tent
We’ll  be  giving free  waterme...

Reply To Aunt Mabel's Annual Spring Letter

...My Dear Aunt Mabel, I am responding to your Annual Spring Letter
And hope you are recovering from the bloat, and feeling much better,
I wanted you to know that, with the cold, I am weari...

Noises In the Morning

...scritter scitch scitter scitch
dog’s tapping down the hallway to breakfast
crinkle criggle crink
opening the cereal
whirr whirr whirr
juicer is working
hump thump bump
cat throws herself again...

A Sprinkle of Fun

...Worry and pain
Wind and rain
Masks and cleaners
A porch with boxes
Movies about dreamers
Still a natural anti-depressant
Above the juicer in the cabinet
Yes wine summons but more for the heart...

Baby Oh Baby

...in a juicer, juice 
1/4 c of rhubarb
1/12 cups of strawberries
1/4 c of ripe red apple
1 cup of raspberries
1 inch of ginger root
1/4 c balsamic vinegar
simmer to allow mixture
to thicken, ad...

Laced To Kill

...

They fatten up the grazing cattle,
roughly milking the goats and cows
Shoveling the pigs their slop,
throwing chicken feed to the hens walking about
They do the grunt labor,
always wi...

Fruit Juice

...G-low in the blue sky 
I-s shining sixteenth January; 
G-leams above the clouds 
I-ntensify the glory. 

T-he Monday beacon comes, 
R-ising above the horizon; 
A-iming to bathe your heart, 
P...

Brain Strain - a Kitchen Adventure

...Brain strain – A kitchen adventure 

Broken ladles scattered about the new granite countertops
Veins of years gone by, prehistoric earth tremblings, spotted composites
in a vast array of colors, ...

Ninja, the Smoothie Maker

...Ninja is the name of the new juicer I bought
The Smoothies it makes are really top notch
With all kinds of veggies
And delicious sweet berries
My body of an Adonis will make your eyeballs...

Love Vs True Love

...There is a big difference between finding love,
and finding true love.

True love is when you walk into a room 
and all you see is the one you truly love. 
It's like you have became blind to eve...

Fine As Wine

...Fine as wine, 
Give me some 
Of yuh good 
Thug passion.

You got mi
Dripping wet,
From the way
You MEKE mi
Sweat.

Drive mi car,
With speed
And reve yuh
Engine, vroooom;
Vroom... 

And knock knock, g...

A Magic Adventure of Peter the Pan

...A Magic Adventure of Peter The Pan/AKA Peta The Fwying Pan

Peter was a fine young pan with blue eyes
Like all the other pans his age, except,
Peter could not yet pronounce 'R's'--he tried...
And 'L'...

• Short Juicer Poems
• Famous Juicer Poems
• Best Juicer Poems
• Read Juicer Poems
• Long Juicer Poems
• Juicer Quotes