Fido Poems - Poems about Fido

...Poor Fido is last in the queue For cocking his leg on the yew He hopes the other dogs Don’t produce poopy logs He’s bursting to pee and then poo!......Read the rest...

...Fido took time watering the large tree Forced to stand in line at dog park to pee Fidgeting they can't hold it Fearing to move they all sit A pet peeve, with bladder concern; knock-knee 5/1/20......Read the rest...

...Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique Pages of dogs all breeds and places, RG’s fun reads,......Read the rest...

...here are the bits of my homework I say tossing them out of an Oatmeal box Onto my teacher's desk They are slimy with saliva she screams......Read the rest...

...Raisin said, “Rum, I’m beginning to see that there will be times when we cannot agree. Disputes shouldn’t leave us at a complete loss So I think it’s proper that I should be boss.” Rum gave a s......Read the rest...

...Days grow shorter, and the air turns crisper. It’s sweater weather again, and pumpkin spice season has finally here! Hooray! Pumpkin spice, a seasonal delight, is obsessed by many. Pumpkin spice ......Read the rest...

...My bunny is my bestie, but I don’t want to hurt my dog. So, I do not say it aloud, for Fido is super sensitive most days. I am followed by geese, a turtle, a sparrow, butterfly and hedgehog. We ar......Read the rest...

... An idol thought ... A pair of worn gym shoes was sold for $1.47 million Those appraised, prized puppies were formerly Space toe Jam possessed by a famous athlete Bet cha’ that w......Read the rest...

...Paws on the Avenue Every afternoon ‘bout half past four Paddy and I go out the door No straying from our daily ritual. Paws on Fido Avenue Happy tails of sloppy kisses unmuzzled Parade of c......Read the rest...

...Oh, please do not tell me how cute I am, Kindred Kat said. He stomped off in a huff, and so my Uncle Pete said. Let’s make sure we call him other things, but never cute. Sounds good to me, said Fi......Read the rest...

...We are inviting you to join our club of sixty- two. I was surprised, excited, and honored, by Miss Lou. You are our type, she assured me. We all want you. I believed her for sure; it gave me a big......Read the rest...

..."The Seven Rules of Life" 1) Smile 2) Be Kind 3) Don't Give Up 4) Don't Compare 5) Avoid Negativity 6) Make Peace with Your Past 7) Take Good Care of Your Body and Mind ********************......Read the rest...

...Fido was a little doggy Who's brain was getting old and foggy He frequently forgot Where he had marked the spot Everywhere he looked was soggy......Read the rest...

...Ticks imperceptibly further from tocks Sally-anne gracefully brushing her locks Perusing the papers in yesterday's socks One eye on the news on the old goggle box Lawns that want mowing, maybe ......Read the rest...

...I went to the Vet, for what it's worth, Give Fido these pills? How on earth? Fido did the big dummy spit, Then he snapped me! Over it!......Read the rest...