Best Fido Poems

Fido was a bull dog
Who had a reputation
For being mean and macho
And met with expectation.
He had a spiky collar
He always wore with pride,
And every time he passed a cat
It ran away to hide.
Known by local canines
As neighbourhood top dog,
While other pooches fetched their sticks
Fido fetched...

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Mum’s quite unhappy with me I can tell
we’re on our way to do lots of shopping,
but I’ve passed wind it’s a terrible smell -
she is driving and there is no stopping!

We’re on our way to do lots of shopping
I love to go out with mum...

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Fido

I took Fido out for a walk
I knew that the neighbours would talk
His ears stood up proud
His breathing was loud
And his teeth were like big lumps of chalk

I bought Fido only last week
From a bloke I met down by the creek
Although he's quite massive
He’s ever...

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here are the bits of my homework I say
tossing them out of an Oatmeal box
Onto my teacher's desk
They are slimy with saliva
she screams...

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