Doofus Poems - Poems about Doofus

Many British thermal units later

...Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, 
(a married heterosexual doofus, – 
whose alter egos 
named and highlighted courtesy 
Gallant and Goofus) attones
...

High upon a Hill

...Jill was high upon a hill,
looking fit and rather so.
Kingdom phat and muscles toned,
to wind released her bonnet.

Without the doofus Jack,
there’s not one thing Jill lacks.
No bruised knees ...

Non Labor Relations Day September 1st 2023 Poem

...Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge poem
deployed cou...

Ring Around the Rosie Rivvit Dribbit Drosie

...Ring around the rosie
Ribbit Dribbit Drosie
They secret the mucus.
Hookus, Lookus, Doofus.

Three frogs at play
In my field today
Straight from the swamp
Eating flies with a whomp!

Ring ar...

A Definite Bonehead Moment

...A definite bonehead moment

since revised when das scribe 
made laughing stock of himself 
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem 
December twenty eighth, 2022).

A retrospective account
revisited court...

Concluded

...12/5/20


Better choose quick
Just might lose if
You don't do it

Awesome or a nuisance
It either was or wasn't in the blueprints
Still a loner, or already shot by Cupid's
Arrow, underneath...

New Parent Blues

...NEW   PARENT    BLUES


Cool dude used to be  - 
Did loadsa stuff in my day,
When I dared.

Used to do cool-dude deeds.
Maybe even a bit of a hipster doofus.

That personality died -
Indee...

The Day My Life Went Bizacko

...The day my life went bizacko,
I had me a brush with “big C”
“No biggie; just radiation,” they said,
“after lumpectomy.”

“No, wait,” said the surgeon,“Your cancer’s genetic!
Let’s have you do c...

I Am Not a Robot Part 2

...Me a zombie?
Never!
Just a viral doofus poseur,
Brainiac and hacker on the loose tapping into other genie lamps,
Wireless Stikbot floater skipping ID challenge.
Hurdles that authenticate saliva ...

Hid 'Em Up

...Dancing to Sisqo 
like a dad at a disco
that ain’t the diss though
you’re a straight up pissed ho
handbag on the dance floor 
where your sandbag **** fall
straps see you trip fool
your ugly fa...

Miracle After Miracle After Miracle

...Early one morn the sun did sink
   in the west as the moon arose
And Farmer Jones inspected his rose
   of purple corn, which began to dance
Shedding sheaves, donning pants...

While in the bar...

Be Wise, Do Not Plagiarise

...You've ignited a fire beyond what you know,
my smooth hand glides providing the flow,
striking lightening that makes the mind blow,
you stole my rhymes and put them on show.

I followed the trai...

Bull Snake

...
Bull Snake
Limerick
Tom
7/7/2018

There once was a young man named Rufus,
Who most everyone thought was a doofus.
He would literally shake,
If someone yelled snake,
And he died fro...

No Tell No 'Mo

...

Pick up the plaid skirt curly,
ride to the rave party on the down low
Sneak out the lame pimple place early,
take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo
Trying to act playa Romeo ... like ...

Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet

...

Moe
Larry
Curly

Shep 
Joe

This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio ...

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