Doofus Poems - Poems about Doofus

...Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din) Schwenksville, Pennsylvania - keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay, this stupid non huge poem deployed cou......Read the rest...

...Ring around the rosie Ribbit Dribbit Drosie They secret the mucus. Hookus, Lookus, Doofus. Three frogs at play In my field today Straight from the swamp Eating flies with a whomp! Ring ar......Read the rest...

...A definite bonehead moment since revised when das scribe made laughing stock of himself (circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem December twenty eighth, 2022). A retrospective account revisited court......Read the rest...

...This poem was inspired by one of my all time favorite motion picture classics, particularly the 1939 (the 1st) edition, in good old black ad white... NOTE: This is part 1 of a 2 part piece (due ......Read the rest...

...This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way I could manage to make it happen... ......Read the rest...

...12/5/20 Better choose quick Just might lose if You don't do it Awesome or a nuisance It either was or wasn't in the blueprints Still a loner, or already shot by Cupid's Arrow, underneath......Read the rest...

...NEW PARENT BLUES Cool dude used to be - Did loadsa stuff in my day, When I dared. Used to do cool-dude deeds. Maybe even a bit of a hipster doofus. That personality died - Indee......Read the rest...

...The day my life went bizacko, I had me a brush with “big C” “No biggie; just radiation,” they said, “after lumpectomy.” “No, wait,” said the surgeon,“Your cancer’s genetic! Let’s have you do c......Read the rest...

...Me a zombie? Never! Just a viral doofus poseur, Brainiac and hacker on the loose tapping into other genie lamps, Wireless Stikbot floater skipping ID challenge. Hurdles that authenticate saliva ......Read the rest...

...Dancing to Sisqo like a dad at a disco that ain’t the diss though you’re a straight up pissed ho handbag on the dance floor where your sandbag **** fall straps see you trip fool your ugly fa......Read the rest...

...Early one morn the sun did sink in the west as the moon arose And Farmer Jones inspected his rose of purple corn, which began to dance Shedding sheaves, donning pants... While in the bar......Read the rest...

...You've ignited a fire beyond what you know, my smooth hand glides providing the flow, striking lightening that makes the mind blow, you stole my rhymes and put them on show. I followed the trai......Read the rest...

... Bull Snake Limerick Tom 7/7/2018 There once was a young man named Rufus, Who most everyone thought was a doofus. He would literally shake, If someone yelled snake, And he died fro......Read the rest...

... Pick up the plaid skirt curly, ride to the rave party on the down low Sneak out the lame pimple place early, take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo Trying to act playa Romeo ... like ......Read the rest...

... Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio ......Read the rest...