Doofus Poems - Poems about Doofus

...Many British thermal units* later Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer, (a married heterosexual doofus, – whose alter egos named and highlighted courtesy Gallant and Goofus) attones ......

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...Jill was high upon a hill, looking fit and rather so. Kingdom phat and muscles toned, to wind released her bonnet. Without the doofus Jack, there’s not one thing Jill lacks. No bruised knees ......

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...Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din) Schwenksville, Pennsylvania - keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay, this stupid non huge poem deployed cou......

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...Ring around the rosie Ribbit Dribbit Drosie They secret the mucus. Hookus, Lookus, Doofus. Three frogs at play In my field today Straight from the swamp Eating flies with a whomp! Ring ar......

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...A definite bonehead moment since revised when das scribe made laughing stock of himself (circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem December twenty eighth, 2022). A retrospective account revisited court......

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...12/5/20 Better choose quick Just might lose if You don't do it Awesome or a nuisance It either was or wasn't in the blueprints Still a loner, or already shot by Cupid's Arrow, underneath......

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...NEW PARENT BLUES Cool dude used to be - Did loadsa stuff in my day, When I dared. Used to do cool-dude deeds. Maybe even a bit of a hipster doofus. That personality died - Indee......

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...The day my life went bizacko, I had me a brush with “big C” “No biggie; just radiation,” they said, “after lumpectomy.” “No, wait,” said the surgeon,“Your cancer’s genetic! Let’s have you do c......

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...Me a zombie? Never! Just a viral doofus poseur, Brainiac and hacker on the loose tapping into other genie lamps, Wireless Stikbot floater skipping ID challenge. Hurdles that authenticate saliva ......

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...Dancing to Sisqo like a dad at a disco that ain’t the diss though you’re a straight up pissed ho handbag on the dance floor where your sandbag **** fall straps see you trip fool your ugly fa......

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...Early one morn the sun did sink in the west as the moon arose And Farmer Jones inspected his rose of purple corn, which began to dance Shedding sheaves, donning pants... While in the bar......

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...You've ignited a fire beyond what you know, my smooth hand glides providing the flow, striking lightening that makes the mind blow, you stole my rhymes and put them on show. I followed the trai......

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... Bull Snake Limerick Tom 7/7/2018 There once was a young man named Rufus, Who most everyone thought was a doofus. He would literally shake, If someone yelled snake, And he died fro......

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... Pick up the plaid skirt curly, ride to the rave party on the down low Sneak out the lame pimple place early, take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo Trying to act playa Romeo ... like ......

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... Moe Larry Curly Shep Joe This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know Just sitting on a milk crate, waiting outside of the MGM studio ......

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