Cuisine Poems - Poems about Cuisine

The poetry of the COVID era (read to the end) Thai pineapple rice. Wonton and Yaki Soba Tortufo ice cream. Scallopini veal, halva and also soda Tamago, octopus and yellowtail. Ribs, pasta fagioli. Meat lover’s pie, sword fish, big shrimps and sausage ravioli Scungili marinara. Milkshake. Plus jalapeño poppers Yasai roll. Best Lobster bisque and saucy burger whoppers Wild mushroom omelet. Crunchy...

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I despise enchiladas and margaritas ~ declared no Juan ever...

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The British have been sailing the world’s seas, creating colonies and enriching themselves, and it’s been going on for centuries. Yet to their shame their cuisine has remained stolidly English – and hardly changed – fish n’ chips, steak and kidney pie – as seen in foods the French call boring and obscene. With so large a fleet of floating luxury...

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Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She..., a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank to steal himself into a neighboring house, and prepare an elaborate meal unsuspectedly nabbed gorging (ala man versus food Adam Montgomery Richman fame Brooklyn, New York boy) at an undisclosed location. When asked why he left figurative bread crumbs to the very doorstep of his demise with a mouth full of food...

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They consume the hot dogs Too Like you But they don’t eat the dogs Never, never They do not eat the cats They do not eat the pets Never, never. Immigrants eat the wild hogs That’s hot Griot They don’t eat the rabbits But they eat the spicy Tassot And of course, they eat hot dogs. Haitians eat and drink Soup Joumou Which contains vegetables and of course carrots Haitian...

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Flavors are thriving For Singaporean cuisine The vibe is viving....

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Peanut butter, Jack’s favorite cuisine ‘Til he ate a sandwich that turned him green Jack overlooked one thing That gave his sandwich ‘zing’ Pea was spelled ‘Pee’ ~ smelled like a latrine ...

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NOUVELLE CUISINE Nouvelle cuisine the waiter said, as he served the food to me Where’s the rest I asked him, as I’d earlier skipped my tea Tiny bits of something on a massive bloody dish I tried to woo my girlfriend by pretending I was swish You can pick the restaurant, was my very first mistake I thought she’d pick our...

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Perhaps for dinner you might try A steak and veggie plate Or some chicken wrapped in nori, Such a treat to masticate! At some eateries, the menus Are creative as food gets, Which is really a surprise because The customers are pets. San Francisco’s restaurant “Dogue” And Manhattan’s “Judy Z’s” Offer rawhide bones and cupcakes, All with canine tastes to please. Though I understand that owners Love their...

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He did his hash slinger training Then with a couple of his mates Set up this high class restaurant Where they didn’t bother with plates, Just bits of brickkies rubble, Guttering and such, Jam jars and slabs of wood Stuff not costing very much, And they served minutest portions Arranged with artistic taste Just little appetisers really So very little went to waste. And they did...

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racoon beams from trash gross French food connoisseur, huge Julia Child fan Senryu composed January 12, 2021...

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My beloved tekeli pitha! They are rice cakes from Assam. They are made by steaming them in a kettle (I call tekeli) lid. Tekeli pitha or Kettle cake tint of jaggery making love with crushed coconut cloak in grained rice and spell of sesame seeds steam and serve me i tucked into the pithas in my kitchenette I live with the aroma here...

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Lurking in fuzzy leftovers is seen A quivering, crawling hairball of green A florescent prune Or cheese from the moon Gurgles gastric, plastic alien spleen The miser squire requires gluts of caffeine To dissect this science project's gangrene Harpoon on a spoon Zoom to the saloon Lunch ladies' supreme mystery cuisine. 3/15/19 For Green Humor contest Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire...

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The aroma of cuisine fills the air, Pervading from a steel, simmering pot With a hissing lid that declares beware What may it be? I haven’t the lone thought. My curiosity begins to peak, I gaze, and observe attentively yet And round a corner I begin to sneak, Instantly, I feel a twinge of regret I raise the lid of the simmering pot, Steam...

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Encore, home, I hear a bang while entering the garage door Indoor, my spouse is shaking, standing next to the drawer Unsure why she is possessing the Glock purchased from the store Odor of iron and ammonia, our kid is on the floor Minor wound, the teen stands up and lets out a horrific roar Scare by...

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