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My butt crack

Blog Posted:1/12/2010 8:17:00 PM
<pre>My butt crack <br>is quite a split <br>it supports the rest of me <br>when I sit <br>you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?<br><br>My butt crack <br>is a marvel to behold <br>it was cute when i was young <br>but now offensive since I'm old <br><br>My butt crack <br>is pretty darn straight <br>can you imagine if it was crooked <br>pretty weird sight I would rate <br><br>My butt crack <br>is funny to me <br>when I bend over in my jeans <br>it peeks out<br>for you to see <br><br>My butt crack <br>wanted me to write this today <br>for no other reason <br>then just to say......................<br><br>I gotta split <br><br><br>LOL <br><br>Eric (and sometimes not)</pre>


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Laura
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Date: 2/2/2010 5:09:00 PM
LOL I hoped this would live up to its title and it did. Very funny. I will be laughing about this next week.
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Doris
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Date: 1/22/2010 8:10:00 PM
at least it is not flapping in the wind. LOL
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Andrea
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Date: 1/15/2010 2:41:00 PM
LOVE IT (not your crack, the poem) You "cracked" me up! andrea
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Krystal
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Date: 1/14/2010 7:55:00 AM
hahahaha this just made my day. Thanks. ~KC
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Eric
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Date: 1/14/2010 5:25:00 AM
Aha good one Lanie ! no pun intended I'm sure LOL
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Eric
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Date: 1/14/2010 5:25:00 AM
Thank you Caroline, I wanted to try and start 2010 on a lighter note since 2009 was such a heavy year.
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Elaine
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Date: 1/13/2010 10:42:00 PM
Well! all I can say Eric is......That CRACKED me up . lanie
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Caroline Cécile
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Date: 1/13/2010 9:44:00 PM
Very funny and light hearted write. Thanks for the laughter. Be well. Caroline.
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Eric
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Date: 1/13/2010 4:31:00 PM
Yah I agree Patty, sometimes ya feel like a nut and sometimes ya don't............Almond Joy's got nuts...........my butt crack don't ! LOL
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Eric
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Date: 1/13/2010 4:10:00 PM
Thank you Corinne, Carolyn and James your laughter is a great reward and I appreciate it. So does my butt crack LOL
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Carolyn
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Date: 1/13/2010 3:06:00 PM
So funny! Thanks, Carolyn
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Corinne
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Date: 1/13/2010 10:23:00 AM
:-D
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Eric
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Date: 1/13/2010 8:07:00 AM
I am glad I made your day Carol, higher praise I can't imagine. Thank you
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Carol Sunshine
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Date: 1/13/2010 3:16:00 AM
You made my day Eric. A good laugh is the perfect way to start the day. Thank you. Love, Carol
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Eric
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Date: 1/12/2010 9:14:00 PM
Oh yes you did, admit it LOL
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