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My butt crack

My butt crack 
Is quite a split 
It supports the rest of me 
when I sit 
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?

My butt crack 
Is a marvel to behold 
It was cute when I was young 
but now offensive since I'm old 

My butt crack 
Is pretty darn straight 
can you imagine if it was crooked 
pretty weird sight I would rate 

My butt crack 
Is funny to me 
when I bend over in my jeans 
It peeks out 
for you to see 

My butt crack 
wanted me to write this today 
for no other reason 
then just to say......................

I gotta split 


Eric (and sometimes not)

Copyright © Eric Nolan

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  1. Date: 4/13/2010 6:43:00 PM
    Hee Hee, Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha! I really did laugh out loud (from the "parting" remark). Too funny!

  1. Date: 4/5/2010 2:57:00 PM
    I knew it was going to be a winner. Congrats to Mr butt crack. BG

  1. Date: 3/23/2010 1:41:00 PM
    Hey Eric, Congratulations on your fantastic win in the contest! I've asked Audrey to post this comment for me.....Jimmy

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 10:17:00 AM
    hahaha. So far this is my favorite of the bunch! LUv, andrea

  1. Date: 3/20/2010 4:01:00 AM
    OMG Eric, good one

  1. Date: 3/18/2010 12:13:00 PM
    funny,congrats on the win, enjoyed!!

  1. Date: 3/18/2010 10:30:00 AM
    Congratulations withi this poem's success Eric. Agape, Moses

  1. Date: 3/18/2010 9:56:00 AM
    very funny congrats on your placement in this contest well done faleshia

  1. Date: 3/18/2010 7:39:00 AM
    Enjoyed the whole poem, Eric, and the last line was outstanding! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn

  1. Date: 3/18/2010 4:46:00 AM
    Congrats Eric on your winning poem and placement in the Make Me Laugh contest.. I remember when u did your blog on this and it was as funny then too... enjoy your wonderful win..luv.. "Sweetheart"

  1. Date: 3/17/2010 11:57:00 PM
    My grandson is going to love this..just as much as his grandma did. Im "splitting" my sides laughing. BG

  1. Date: 2/9/2010 2:16:00 AM
    Haha That's quite funny. Unique indeed! Farah

  1. Date: 2/5/2010 5:15:00 PM
    Thank you Brandee, you and your cousins laughter is a great gift to me and I really appreciate it. Keep laughing the world needs more of it.

  1. Date: 2/5/2010 5:14:00 PM
    Thank you Joanna that means alot to me

  1. Date: 2/5/2010 5:13:00 PM
    Thank you Carol I'm very glad you liked it

  1. Date: 2/5/2010 1:22:00 PM
    I love this!!!! This just made my day. Your poem was beyond hilarious. I just read this to my cousin and she laughed her head off! Congratulations man! Genius!

  1. Date: 1/13/2010 9:07:00 AM
    lmfao great one!

  1. Date: 1/13/2010 7:05:00 AM
    You will make a good day for many with this one Eric. You sure made it a good day for me. Love, Carol

  1. Date: 1/12/2010 9:47:00 PM
    LOL good one Tim glad you liked, sometimes ya just gotta laugh

  1. Date: 1/12/2010 9:40:00 PM
    Roll-on-the-floor-funny!...Good stuff, Eric! Hey man...I gotta' split now! - Tim