My Last Will and Testament

Dear, To whom it may concern This is my last Will and Testament I, Eric being of brainwashed mind and owned body Bequeath the following worldly possessions To the government, I leave my mind For which you have programmed for years I leave my eyes Which you have blinded from the truth I leave my ears Which you have filled with lies I leave my body Which you branded a slave long ago You may also keep my death benefit of $255.00 dollars For it is a humorous tribute of my worth in your eyes I suggest you buy booze with it To toast my untimely demise at your hands As for the remainder of my estate Please sell them to the highest bidder To help bailout another failed mess Brought on by the corruption you made your bed with All that I ask is that you keep my ass So you can kiss it on my way out Sincerely, Your slave Eric (and sometimes not)