Digital Santa

Digital Santa Sung to “Santa Clause is coming to town” You won’t find out You better not try Better not unplug I’m texting you why Google Plex is coming to town They’re making a list And checking it twice They already know whose naughty and nice Amazon is buying the town They see you when your sleeping They know when your awake They know your darkest secrets They see every move you make So, you better tune in For more digital sin Better not pout While they lure you in Walmart owns every big town 0’s and 1’s Are part of the fun You can’t hide And you better not run Apple controls the world Uncle Sam, Is completely plugged in Laughing out loud Cause he’s knows you can’t win Satan Claws is coming to town (who did you think was in the red suit?) Eric (and sometimes not)