Pills

Now when I was a young man I didn’t need pills everything worked I wasn’t a fan But now that I'm old I need pills everyday One to lower my blood pressure Another to keep the cholesterol away Now I have a new one To keep my mind straight And because of this I can’t ejaculate It’s good for an old man to stay hard for so long But even for that I need a pill for that schlong I wonder whats next in the pill world for me Maybe a pill So I can pee They gave me holder to keep my pills all arranged But keeping them straight Is making me deranged I need a pill to tell me what pill and when Because for the life of me I forget now and then I can’t tell the difference between the colors of each If I take the wrong one I have a hard on and no speech Now all these little pills Cost a pile of bills Which causes me Lots of stress and ill No more pills thank you I’ve had my fill Eric (and always will be)