Yahoos Poems - Poems about Yahoos

... I wake up at 5:30 most mornings Before the sun has a chance to rise Head for the bathroom as fast as I can To get rid of yesterday's Mai Tai I let out a great big sigh of relief As......

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... World's made up of mostly good people Except for the lunatic fringe Sorry we can't just get rid of these jokers These yahoos have come unhinged! Send 'em away to some distance galaxy ......

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...Some say aliens inhabited the earth Before humans originally appeared Pretty sure some are still living amongt us Been running the country for years Some of these yahoos are out of this......

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...Aliens have recently taken over my mind They're a friendly lot, they are Obsessed by the pretty women we have And the love of our fancy cars They say they're thinking of migrating Warn......

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...I was out riding the fences one day and spied these here suits and their fancy car They said they was from some oil company and started cutting their way through the wire Well I says whoa down ......

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...Aliens have recently taken over my mind They're a friendly lot, they are Obsessed by the pretty women we have And the love of our fancy cars They say they're thinking of migrating Warn......

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...Future time traveler looks back one century ago The following poem tweaked courtesy original author who crafted literary endeavor some couple years ago. Now circa August 20th, 2122, or 193......

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...May I get serious for a moment Sorry “serious” is not in my vocabulary I try, and try but to no avail Perhaps it's somewhat hereditary Got it from my cuckoo son Scott He sure didn't wa......

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...Amble between animists Breathe " bygones Cruise " consequences Dance " deaths Exist " experiences Fly " frivolity Glide " grief Honeymoon " hate Idle " illusions Joust " judgment......

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...I loosen my belt and remove my shoes So, dear, what's going on in the news They blocked the streets; tore down statues No surprise there; of what were they accused The protestors, nothing......

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...A snake in the grass is a sneaky little buggar Deceiving us guys daily, those nasty little mothers I'm totally innocent Trust me you irritants These yahoos will be around and active forev......

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...Seriously serious she sternly spoke. Tyrannical truth that tells terrible tales. United underdogs urging unity. Vicious violators vetoing votes. Warning willing workers who wanted warships. ‘xtr......

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...End of summer countdown before school year... countless decades graduating contemptible cum laude hence same time frame every August since...the stone temple pilot age, this beastie boy fl......

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...ARE YE GOING TO MARRY THAT WITCH OF A DAME - Counterfeiting the CANTICLE by T. Wignesan (With self-lacerating apologies and scathing penance to that great troubador medieval English poet who lo......

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...Aliens have recently taken over my mind They're a friendly lot, they are Obsessed by the pretty women we have And the love of our fancy cars They say they're thinking of immigrating Wa......

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