Yahoos Poems - Poems about Yahoos

Ain't Retirement Grand

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I wake up at 5:30 most mornings
Before the sun has a chance to rise
Head for the bathroom as fast as I can
To get rid of yesterday's Mai Tai

I let out a great big sigh of relief
As...

Niceties Have Become A Rarity

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World's made up of mostly good people
Except for the lunatic fringe
Sorry we can't just get rid of these jokers
These yahoos have come unhinged!

Send 'em away to some distance galaxy
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Before Humans Arrived

...Some say aliens inhabited the earth
Before humans originally appeared
Pretty sure some are still living amongt us
Been running the country for years

Some of these yahoos are out of this...

An Alien Migration

...Aliens have recently taken over my mind
They're a friendly lot, they are
Obsessed by the pretty women we have
And the love of our fancy cars

They say they're thinking of migrating
Warn...

That Was the End of Them Yahoos

...I was out riding the fences one day
and spied these here suits and their fancy car
They said they was from some oil company
and started cutting their way through the wire

Well I says whoa down ...

Alien Migration

...Aliens have recently taken over my mind
They're a friendly lot, they are
Obsessed by the pretty women we have
And the love of our fancy cars

They say they're thinking of migrating
Warn...

Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago

...Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked 
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.

Now circa August 20th, 2122, 
or 193...

My Cuckoo Son Scott

...May I get serious for a moment
Sorry “serious” is not in my vocabulary
I try, and try but to no avail
Perhaps it's somewhat hereditary

Got it from my cuckoo son Scott
He sure didn't wa...

Intake

...Amble between animists
Breathe   "   bygones
Cruise    "  consequences
Dance " deaths
Exist " experiences
Fly " frivolity
Glide " grief
Honeymoon " hate
Idle "   illusions
Joust "   judgment...

This Kind of Stuff We Just Can'T Excuse

...I loosen my belt and remove my shoes
   So, dear, what's going on in the news
They blocked the streets; tore down statues
   No surprise there; of what were they accused

The protestors, nothing...

A Snake In the Grass

...A snake in the grass is a sneaky little buggar
Deceiving us guys daily, those nasty little mothers
I'm totally innocent
Trust me you irritants
These yahoos will be around and active forev...

Youthful Yellow Yips Yelling Yahoos

...Seriously serious she sternly spoke.
Tyrannical truth that tells terrible tales.
United underdogs urging unity.
Vicious violators vetoing votes.
Warning willing workers who wanted warships.
‘xtr...

End of Summer Countdown Before School Year

...End of summer countdown before school year...

countless decades graduating 
contemptible cum laude
hence same time frame every 
August since...the stone
temple pilot age, this beastie 
boy fl...

Are Ye Goin' To Marry That Witch of a Dame - Counterfeiting the Canticle By T Wignesan

...ARE YE GOING TO MARRY THAT WITCH OF A DAME - Counterfeiting the CANTICLE by T. Wignesan

(With self-lacerating apologies and scathing penance to that great troubador medieval English poet who lo...

Aliens

...Aliens have recently taken over my mind
They're a friendly lot, they are
Obsessed by the pretty women we have
And the love of our fancy cars

They say they're thinking of immigrating
Wa...

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