Stodgy Poems - Poems about Stodgy

...I wonder if it is true, That we produce more E-waste than food for you and me. If I had a magic wand on me, I would turn my electronics waste into food for more than just me. As I do not poss......Read the rest...

...Limericks IX Scratch-n-Sniff by Michael R. Burch The world’s first antinatalist limerick? Life comes with a terrible catch: It’s like starting a fire with a match. Though the flames m......Read the rest...

...Pleasant spring like day February 9th, 2024 A scent (and sixth sense predominates), when apple boughs and other aromatic flora laden with blossoms and fruit gently assail cilia of the nostrils......Read the rest...

...In a Stolen Moment by Michael R. Burch In a stolen moment, when the clock’s hands complete their inevitable course and sleep is the night’s dark spell, I call it a curse, seeking the force,......Read the rest...

...Remember all those rebel poets and their bizarre ways How they spooked their stodgy elders with contra-poetic displays Dispensing with meter and flow, accent and rhyme penning ......Read the rest...

...* * * At Pheasant Farm a guest of Autumn yet an inch thick paints a countryside in charcoals, stodgy reds, and umber browns as temperatures slow drop and daylight shrinks to Summer's......Read the rest...

...gingerbread cottage was waiting for the right family their kids were too loud there was no discipline this was not happening she showed them her meanness this family ran out screaming why are......Read the rest...

...It's either too hot or too cold here, the thermostat in hell must be broke again. Maybe this is Purgatory i'm told the Governor of purgatory can't fix anything and he dithers a lot. Someone ha......Read the rest...

...Decreased dissension grudgingly did abate unclouded protests trumpet Trump to abdicate irrefutable proof generates activist voices to accumulate linkedin over Green Party blessedly to admini......Read the rest...

...The Council room, back on the fifth floor of the Keep, was quite busy upon their arrival. They stood just outside of the door waiting for the councilman to complete the business at hand not wanting ......Read the rest...

...Sigh Someone say Something Sate my starving Synaptic surges That slowly but Hopefully won't Succumb to so Stated selfless Self-proclaimed Salesmen and Women Selling Subjectiv......Read the rest...

...We did not try as hard as we could We got staid and stodgy and old and stale We gave up after awhile When we discovered our votes counted less than others Discouraged, depressed, disappointing ou......Read the rest...

...Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing Gnome hatter heroic measures taken moost ludicrously asinine, nonetheless hoop fully me legendary penta meat herd bovine des......Read the rest...

...bachelorhoodwinked by michael r. burch (a poem about wedlock, or lock->wed) u are charming & disarming, but mostly ***ALARMING*** since all my resolve dissolved! u are chic as a sh......Read the rest...

...Just like this familiar song That was never sung in tune, Tell me, “Where do I belong?“ Scrolling this random playlist Unplayed in my memory, Bringing weight on my crumped chest. As bori......Read the rest...