Slacker Poems - Poems about Slacker

...Prophet predicted priceless profit for Pree ***** prophecy if you ask me Revitalized my cousin though said Dee Saccharine suggestion motivated lazy she Tickling this ragamuffin terrifically Ulti......

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...Am I a coward because I’m afraid? My time is up and there’s dues to be paid. And now my welcome seems long over-stayed. So, what do I do? I can see just where I’m supposed to be But I can’t conq......

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...yeah, i went in and i picked up a novel and took it to the counter she said, "oooh, i do like this one. so heartbreaking and inescapable. it's about being dislocated from friends and numbing routi......

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...Mother loves her darling, infant girl. Mother must protect her from such a callous world. In a world full of heart break and pain we must count the cost. Plus each day is just another day lost.......

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...Mrs. Packer bought a weed whacker So, her husband could trim the grass But he was a slacker Thus, ever after The whacker was out of gas......

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...Honey, it's almost Christmas and you're such a slacker do I have to call Nicky to give me an answer. The elves are so antsy to hear the bells ring. Honey, it's only money did You buy Me some B......

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...About Herschel Walker did have desire had mentioned a vampire conditions are dire patience wearing thin level of an Olympian werewolf was in din was so much suspense discovered that he ......

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...the fence is now made of rust the patio now has a see through floor the grass is now a mirror for the aging sun the trees are now all skeletons in the unfortunate name of abandonment the clothe......

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...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......

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...When Cowardice and Sloth shook hands, their deal produced a special breed of thief whose basic low-risk plans to victimize the ones in need required no smarts and little speed. This slacker w......

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...If I and my poems were dissed by those deemed elite--just dismissed, I’d be so mature. Their barbs I’d endure— unless I should get REALLY p_ _ _ _ _! My sarcastic quips might be flyin......

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...Enough Is Enough Horn Haiku enough is enough trump really was terrible so we should impeach completely absurd totally denigrating should get rid of trump had been Bellau Wood soldiers w......

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...There’s a squirrel in the vending machine, I’ll bet that he thinks he is very keen. He’s eating up all of the jelly beans! He’s the worst irritant that I have seen. He’s devoured all......

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...a Georgia cracker who really had been hacker also some slacker Jim Horn Where is your sense of humor in suspense and very dense?......

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...I surmise yours truly i.e. me a slacker boomer - ye, whereby repose finds me face buried in pillow free and clear of Earthly worry mainly, namely, particularly... lack of legal tender re: mon......

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