Slacker Poems - Poems about Slacker

...Mrs. Packer bought a weed whacker So, her husband could trim the grass But he was a slacker Thus, ever after The whacker was out of gas......Read the rest...

...Honey, it's almost Christmas and you're such a slacker do I have to call Nicky to give me an answer. The elves are so antsy to hear the bells ring. Honey, it's only money did You buy Me some B......Read the rest...

...About Herschel Walker did have desire had mentioned a vampire conditions are dire patience wearing thin level of an Olympian werewolf was in din was so much suspense discovered that he ......Read the rest...

...FITTING IN She just wasn't having it, she so needed a extra size But, into that slim skirt, and the zipper, she did prise There were ripples forming on her belly front, as butt A sideways gl......Read the rest...

...the fence is now made of rust the patio now has a see through floor the grass is now a mirror for the aging sun the trees are now all skeletons in the unfortunate name of abandonment the clothe......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...When Cowardice and Sloth shook hands, their deal produced a special breed of thief whose basic low-risk plans to victimize the ones in need required no smarts and little speed. This slacker w......Read the rest...

...If I and my poems were dissed by those deemed elite--just dismissed, I’d be so mature. Their barbs I’d endure— unless I should get REALLY p_ _ _ _ _! My sarcastic quips might be flyin......Read the rest...

...Enough Is Enough Horn Haiku enough is enough trump really was terrible so we should impeach completely absurd totally denigrating should get rid of trump had been Bellau Wood soldiers w......Read the rest...

...There’s a squirrel in the vending machine, I’ll bet that he thinks he is very keen. He’s eating up all of the jelly beans! He’s the worst irritant that I have seen. He’s devoured all......Read the rest...

...a Georgia cracker who really had been hacker also some slacker Jim Horn Where is your sense of humor in suspense and very dense?......Read the rest...

...I surmise yours truly i.e. me a slacker boomer - ye, whereby repose finds me face buried in pillow free and clear of Earthly worry mainly, namely, particularly... lack of legal tender re: mon......Read the rest...

...a backpacker a slacker a sight seeing eyes squinting at worldly sun rises and sunsets getting to see some things that are no longer am ongst us but i do not see myself as a low ......Read the rest...

...When you get life has edges and dangers abound, Pat yourself on the back, for this wisdom’s profound. One who groks danger’s near has the best chance to live! Fools who’re sure that they’re safe e......Read the rest...

...Resourceful Libidinous slacker resilient convict Sister of Chad Destiny Trevor Linus and Ray Lover of freedom fiction and vodka Who feels insignificant hopeful and incongruent Who fears rejectio......Read the rest...