Short Fiddled Poems

Nero fiddled, Rome burned
Washington quibbled, Americans learned
   to buy a gun to defend their homes
   and a great big hose for fires that roam...

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BIG JOHN LITTLE

Big John Little shore could fiddle
Had em steppin Saturday nights
Got a wink from Mabel a waitin’ table
Then fiddled with all his might...

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A sly violinist named Max
In ethical finance was lax.
He pulled all the strings
To gloss over things
And fiddled his end of year tax!


revised 18.04.21...

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Agnetha's bottom was a joy to behold
Watching her cavort, made me lose control
A bum so firm
Made me squirm
Wish I could've fiddled inside her camisole...

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There once was a voice that took flight,
I chased after prepared for a fight,
we fiddled with fickle 
and stumbled a little
then scribbled with all of my might....

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Agnetha's bottom was a joy to behold
Watching her cavort, made me lose control
A bum so firm
Made me squirm
Wish I could've fiddled inside her camisole...

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Fiddler on the roof 
Fiddled with his flute
Had no money so he took to loot
No place to hide it so he stuck it in his boot
Then sat on his roof and fiddled with his flute....

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Walz fiddled while the city was burning

National Guard assist he was spurning

Just as Old Nero fiddled

Mayor Walz also diddled

His judgement was, oh, so undiscerning...

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GUILTY

HE COULDN’T DECIDE ON A WINNER
COOL EXPERT OR NERVOUS BEGINNER
SO FIDDLED HIS BEADS
ASSESSING THEIR NEEDS
DECIDED THAT SHE WAS THE SINNER


John G. Lawless
3/6/2016...

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Duchess, Kate Middleton

Fiddled with The Royal Son

Fate uncoiled a jovial consequence...

A nation awaits with loyal suspense!!




_______________________
7/9/13 for Heather's Contest...

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There once was a super bowl hero.
Who knew that he fiddled like Nero.
    But Rome didn't burn.
    His team did by durn.
All the way to the playoffs ate crow.


For Royal Trevinos "Super Bowl" contest....

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.
                                 

                           She desired orchestra music so
                                                                 
                                                                     he~fiddled...

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Me
What happened to me
Who dimmed my light so much I can't find a spare light.

Me
Who stepped on my shadow
Who toyed with my hearts strings and broke my tune.

Me
Who fiddled with my map and changed the signs.
Who tried to stop the beat of my hearts beat.

Missing Me......

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Aesop writes about an unlikely pair

     A race betwixt a turtle and a hare

          While the hare fiddled around

               The wily turtle gained ground

                    Resulting in the hare losing the dare

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Kimo, haiku, couplet

Expectations Under Wraps on Christmas Eve

wild hammering and disciplined screwing
of elves in Santa’s workshop -
will toys be fiddled with…

an exotic sleigh
and a ho ho ho drives hard
through the dark of night

unlike the North Pole the blinking lights sleep
as Santa rides down in chimney sweep


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I was sitting in a meeting quietly, trying to act serious
When the good friend behind me fiddled with my chair, something furious.
I traveled down hard and fast, completely jarred, as I landed.
Reached behind me and slapped her knee with a crack, overhanded.
The ones who saw were in crazy stitches.
They did not tell, they are not snitches....

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...lights the path to plays
only the night graces.
Boys, leaping on feets,
tapping shadows of girls
bridling fires beneath
the supper pots.

Ghost of one 
whose promise rebates.
Grace of one
whose turn to take.
Give or take,
hands are fiddled.

gods dine different.
Praises from fathers' best.
A full moon,
the kindred pray for more....

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The wily fox found a gun,
Laying on the ground.
The curious fox picked it up,
Not realising what he had found.
He fiddled with the firearm
And came across the trigger,
He cocked the gun, and it went oiff,
Which made the old fox s.
Then suddenly, out of the bush,
A poacher popped his head.
This wily old fox was quick,
And shot the poacher dead....

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She wiggled and jiggled and giggled in bed

It fiddled and faddled and rattled her head

But she wiggled so much that she fell to the floor

And wiggled and jiggled and giggled some more

He muddled befuddled and scuttled around 

Till he bumbled and stumbled and fell to the ground 

Still he muddled befuddled just like before 

And scuttled befuddled through his front door...

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Who knew old bossy
crooned on the streets of Anatevka?
She fiddled around as a marine;
and a matchmaker on Broadway.
This Golden Girl, Auntie Mame,
Bea Arthur, served her country
then lent her husky voice to debunk
Archie, putting him in his place.
This Archibald served in the Big One
fictitiously, but wow, the one
who’d jump into Maude’s skin
was a World War II Marine.

1/17/2023...

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Jaws of havoc tear wicked fissures

The scabs speak eccentric riddles

Distraught a creature one could figure

Double helix coarsely fiddled



Face bared a thousand frightening scars

Behind each one lied fearful tales

Time only borrowed, Fate fiercely marred

Living in quaint chapters of Hell


A mere minor glimpse upon this beast

Shall slay my questions to rest

Though I can't forsake peace

Should it be life's infinite quest...

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He fiddled 
with his foreskin,
pulling the taunts over

The tip of his nose,
it still stung, from when
Gary Mother****in' Jackson
(a strapping lad who insisted
this should have been his middle
name, after taking up a pool
job one summer)

Had pushed him, rather
abruptly into the bushes,
and those branches

Feeling like hands, poked
and prodded into the depth's
of his skin and he'd walked 

Through that day, red and 
welty, like an overgrown zit....

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'Fiddle dee dee' sang the fiddler
As he fiddled with his frog
Something sounded off 
He was barking like a dog 

He tuned his fiddle up again 
And drew the bow o'er the strings 
And lo! A harmonious sound 
Came from the wretched thing 

So the problem had to be his voice 
He couldn't seem to sing a note 
But then that's very difficult 
When a frog is in your throat! 




Note. 

*Frog.Where the bow strings join into the lower end of the bow of a stringed instrument...

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The cymbals clanged
The drum boom boomed.
The pickle lowed
While the violin tuned

The trumpets drowned
The sound of the drum.
The conductor frowned
And cried for Mum

The fiddler fiddled
With his bow
The flautist giggled
Until she could not blow

The pianist played
Melodious and sweet
The conductor prayed 
As the musicians took their seat

As the conductor raised his baton with flare
Wondrous music filled the air
It was marvellous to see
The orchestra playing in harmony...

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