Moaner Poems - Poems about Moaner

...scrolling trolling clicking tricking to cheat deceit snitches glitches lame game for fame peeving thieving maybe they’ll see jeste......Read the rest...

...There’s a fairy going round who does hair transplants in the night She does them while your sleeping so you wake with quite a fright I have no gripe with transplants so don’t think that I’m a moane......Read the rest...

...I have become a moaner, Huffing, puffing, growling, groaner I find it hard to bend and stretch My dog is too old to 'Go fetch' 'You fetch yourself.' my old pooch said. As he snuggled up in his d......Read the rest...

...Shirley girl it’s been a thrill Let me introduce you to Bill He has a dog called Jet He’s a solid bet You’re dumping me after an hour One hour Sixty minutes of bliss How you reminisced Your e......Read the rest...

...Minnie was a moaner She was always blue, She had lost all her friends Although she only had a few. She moaned about the weather, Especially when it rained. She complained about her neighbours......Read the rest...

...I have become a groaner Misery and a moaner, My body is becoming frail My eyes are fading my face is pale. My legs are wobbly, I wear a brace, Behind these wrinkles, I have a face Not one that ......Read the rest...

...What the hell you looking at It’s rude to stare you daft old bat I think I’m gonna look right back Some might call that tit for tat That bloke you're with seems quite refined Doesn’t seem to b......Read the rest...

...Whenever I’m able I raid the bird table I snap up some mealworms and go The nearby house owner a bad tempered moaner Berates me because I’m a crow That snotty Rob Robin just sits there bob bobb......Read the rest...

...an economic an'a-list of things recorded that t-rump-issed on the economic wall-street ....to play the orchestrated dis-chord movements in 'bank-erupts foreclosure' symphonic music creations..........Read the rest...

...I must tell you of a yarn About the Prince’s barn It sits on a hill Overlooking an area where there was so much kill Today it is a place where one goes to find peace And think about their......Read the rest...

...No tray Today! ‘Tiddles’ Piddles On floor By door Cat shat On mat! Squitty Kitty! Owner moaner Cleans mess.. Distress Cat ill Got chill Sees vet Named Bre......Read the rest...

...You have an Alice band, keeps your hair in place, Dum and Dee said you're so modern, have an interface, long time since Terry"s tea party, we were timeless, the Mad Hatter said: 'Poof!' Couldn't c......Read the rest...

...The Moaner. Too many cooks in the kitchen they're bound to spoil the broth. Too much soap in the bath tub it's over-run with froth. Not enough coal on the fire it needs stoking to keep you from ......Read the rest...

...(For Beloved Pets competition, submitted June 16th 2015) Tell-tale marks from your last climb, those claw marks in the paper removing the wall coverings better than a shop bought scraper the......Read the rest...

...i do not have a girl, its just no im not a phoner, i do enjoy my bread, but just no im not a sconer, i know i like to laugh, but just no im not a stoner, im invisible to girls, but just no im not a m......Read the rest...