Moaner Poems - Poems about Moaner

Troll footle

...scrolling 
      trolling

clicking
      tricking

to cheat
      deceit 

snitches
     glitches 

lame game
     for fame 

peeving
     thieving

maybe
    they’ll see

jeste...

Hairy Fairy

...There’s a fairy going round who does hair transplants in the night
She does them while your sleeping so you wake with quite a fright
I have no gripe with transplants so don’t think that I’m a moane...

Look On the Bright Side

...I have become a moaner,
Huffing, puffing, growling, groaner
I find it hard to bend and stretch
My dog is too old to 'Go fetch'
'You fetch yourself.' my old pooch said.
As he snuggled up in his d...

Shirley

...Shirley girl it’s been a thrill
Let me introduce you to Bill
He has a dog called Jet
He’s a solid bet
You’re dumping me after an hour
One hour
Sixty minutes of bliss
How you reminisced
Your e...

Mickey Who

...Minnie was a moaner
She was always blue,
She had lost all her friends
Although she only had a few.

She moaned about the weather,
Especially when it rained.
She complained about her neighbours...

Happy Days

...I have become a groaner
Misery and a moaner,
My body is becoming frail
My eyes are fading my face is pale.
My legs are wobbly, I wear a brace,
Behind these wrinkles, I have a face
Not one that ...

Watching You Watching Me

...What the hell you looking at
It’s rude to stare you daft old bat
I think I’m gonna look right back
Some might call that tit for tat

That bloke you're with seems quite refined
Doesn’t seem to b...

Bird Table Fable

...Whenever I’m able I raid the bird table
I snap up some mealworms and go
The nearby house owner a bad tempered moaner
Berates me because I’m a crow

That snotty Rob Robin just sits there bob bobb...

Even the Piper Must Pay

...an economic an'a-list of things recorded
that t-rump-issed on the economic wall-street

....to play the orchestrated dis-chord movements
in 'bank-erupts foreclosure' symphonic music creations.......

The Prince's Barn

...I must tell you of a yarn 
About the Prince’s barn 
It sits on a hill 
Overlooking an area where there was so much kill 

Today it is a place where one goes to find peace 
And think about their...

Catastrophe

...No tray
Today!

‘Tiddles’
Piddles

On floor
By door

Cat shat
On mat!

Squitty
Kitty!

Owner
moaner

Cleans mess..
Distress

Cat ill
Got chill

Sees vet
Named Bre...

Looking Through the Glass

...You have an Alice band, keeps your hair in place,
Dum and Dee said you're so modern, have an interface,
long time since Terry"s tea party, we were timeless,
the Mad Hatter said: 'Poof!' Couldn't c...

T,M

...The Moaner.

Too many cooks in the kitchen they're bound to spoil the broth.
Too much soap in the bath tub it's over-run with froth.
Not enough coal on the fire it needs stoking to keep you from ...

Beloved Pets- For Comp

...(For Beloved Pets competition, submitted June 16th 2015)



Tell-tale marks from your last climb, those claw marks in the paper
removing the wall coverings better than a shop bought scraper
the...

The Loner

...i do not have a girl, its just no im not a phoner, i do enjoy my bread, but just no im not a sconer, i know i like to laugh, but just no im not a stoner, im invisible to girls, but just no im not a m...

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