Gotcha Poems - Poems about Gotcha

Gotcha' Oh My God I Swear I Didn't Mean It Like That. How Do You Do That? Magic! -Gray Squirrel 05-20-2025...

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Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She..., a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank to steal himself into a neighboring house, and prepare an elaborate meal unsuspectedly nabbed gorging (ala man versus food Adam Montgomery Richman fame Brooklyn, New York boy) at an undisclosed location. When asked why he left figurative bread crumbs to the very doorstep of his demise with a mouth full of food...

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From compose, comes composition From suppose, supposition From depose, deposition From dispose, disposition From oppose, opposition From repose, reposition From propose … ...

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Cops and robbers, we used to play Our default way to pass the day We'd trade off, so we'd not get too bored Not enough excitement, too little reward...

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Gordy, my neighbor, used to play well-planned Outrageous pranks, his fun at my expense. Then I...

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The orange juice was being sold At quite a nifty price. I bought a few containers, Feeling proud, not thinking twice. But something made me double-check, Since looks would not suffice, And that is when I noticed What I don’t think’s very nice. Each orange juice container, Looking normal, to entice, Was a bunch of ounces smaller, So I offer this advice: When a bargain is presented, You...

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Gossamer cobweb glistens with early morning dew Spider poised ready to entrap unwary victim Paint A Picture - 7 Lines Poetry Contest Sponsor: Joseph May 09/24/20...

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Lightning in a bottle That is my little firefly I gotcha right out of The summer night sky Gently captured now In an old glass canning jar You twinkle, twinkle, twinkle Just like a little star Riled up and startled With a tap... tap... tap Awaken and glow again No more time to nap Lightning bug...

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The wheel chair flew by like a gun Which left me standing quite stunned The crippled old goat Grabbed my camo coat He can hide but he sure cant run...

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GOTCHA ! It creeps up each year before November, When the darkest of nights come around. The kid looks around for a hand to dismember, To the churchyard he strays, to hallowed ground. There the dead he finds, cold in the grave, With spade in hand, he searches you out, Digging each spade full, he thinks he is brave, Black cat jumps up,...

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Three Strikes and You’re OUT: Strike one - Pick up line: “Where have you been all my life?” Reply: “Mostly trying to avoid idiots like you” Strike two - Pick-up line: “Well hello there gorgeous! Where have you been all my life?” Reply: “10 years of it living with my husband who’s standing right behind you” Strike three -...

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Pick-up line: “Hey baby doll...Can I buy you a drink?” Reply: “Yes please! After looking at YOU, I need one” *For the contest sponsored by Judy Konos...

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I never thought that I would fall for that one prank telephone call, I ran around my yard - no hidden grand prize card... not the next millionaire at all!...

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You feel threatened Some call it paranoid Unreasonable suspicion Just because the guy driving beside you Cut you off then Gave you the finger No need for alarm Just because your girl found a new boy friend and He’s 6’6 Weighs 230 Showed you the knuckle sandwich No need for alarm When the coach put that new kid in Sat your ass...

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Ma cowboys un me been ponderin a way Tryin ta figgers ur chores fer tha day We thunk, un we thunk, finally Jimbo sez "Times cum fer us ta chooze sum ones ta tags" Nows who ut cud be's air 'nother thin. We's paces tha floor er work went undid "Jist who's kin ut be's" asks Billy tha kid Tha hawks thay...

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