Blunder Poems - Poems about Blunder

Hawkeye, with arrows so fleet, Once aimed at a rogue garden beet. It flew with a thwack! Then bounced right on back, And landed right there on his feet! ©bfa031925 ...

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The walls are imprisoned in silence, A heavy, powerless silence, shattered By voices, tears, and crowded souls. Justice hides in the corridors of greed, Crimes are sentences uttered in the halls, The innocent are moving targets, An age-old burden on the backs of those who did nothing. Must we remain silent to breathe under this weight? Must we bend so we are granted...

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Aunt Bertha’s been drinking with Mable Ten Guinness cans litter their table They’re ‘nissed as a pewt’ This fact they dispute But cannot stand up, they’re unable! Old Mable can’t rise from her seat She’s cussing (words I daren’t repeat) Then she yells, “Get help quick Cos I’m feeling quite sick" Which angers the barman named Pete! Two students help Mable to stand She blurts, “Getting...

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A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch....

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Just how glass cracks after a lapse, one should make a gaffe to smash the mirror of arrogance....

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My husband had purchased fresh flowers They sweltered in his car for eight hours Twelve roses of red Were nearly all dead His Valentine’s Day gaffe truly sours ...

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On the first floor of a hotel in Cape Cod A larger than average lady got on the elevator She pressed floor number two Immediately I blurted out “Number two???” “You could have walked” Her immediate response was “What??? And lose a pound!” My new wife first cringed then breathed a big sigh of relief Sometimes I blurt out stuff without thinking VERY DANGEROUS!!!...

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Putin said he wouldn't invade, but then he's known for his lies So when he sent in his murdering scum, it came as no surprise It will go down in the annals of history, as Putin's great blunder And if anything it's united Ukraine, and not tore it asunder. American President Joe Biden has now found...

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Frowning, I read the words of a sanctimonious poem. one t'would be praised and lauded by sinful, Jeroboam. Its lines were written by one who is ignorant and daft to think at mankind's flaws, almighty God would laugh. Scorn Satan if insisting on talking about liars and fools. Their weaknesses exploited. They're the devil's tools, but don't point a finger at...

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They misread, not misjudged, what was being said. I lugged it up with my tenebrous mirrorings instead. The denial to force trials remains an aware voidance. And my calm is lit, despite the sprinkler's presence. Written: January 21, 2022...

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Once there were three girls who were very bad, and they did something that would make Mom mad; they found their Xmas presents, opened, and switched the contents - Xmas morn' they pretended to be glad ! _________________________ December 14, 2021 Poetry/Limerick/Xmas Blunder Copyright Protected, ID 12-1412-948-14 All Rights Reserved, 2021, Constance La France Written for the Standard contest, Xmas Limerick sponsor, Andrea Dietrich, Judged...

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Man rules the earth, but watch his ways, For they are quite insane. The greed that’s rooted in his core Drives him always to gain. He just can’t accept give-and-take For he has one-track brain. He blunder forth and not realise He's speeding to his own demise. He thinks he’ll keep one step ahead, As disease spreads worldwide. He's confident he’ll always win, And life is...

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Blunder Sin - A Didactic Cinquain Blunder Egregious, inexcusable Bobbling, gaffing, lapsing Ever so inexcusable Sin 2/24/21 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2021...

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Red lips, curvaceous hips a sway in her walk tips the scales and leaves me wondering how I ended up here. A chance meeting, a persuasive greeting, entices me to give in, to live in the moment and enjoy the ride presented by this illusive female form, challenging the norm of my everyday existence. I wonder about giving into this peculiar blunder which erodes my being...

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Throughout our lives we sometimes blunder We assume our writings are received with humor A failure to understand The reaction is unplanned The recipient recoils at the humor off-color...

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