Best Muss Poems
Christmas Shiss MussChristmas shiss muss.
Holiday. Bolliday.
Lights. Shmights!
Scrooge is here, whispering
In my ear.
Grinch is pushing on
Him, angry.
Welcome to my mood
Pre-coffee....
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Categories:
muss, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Methinks Muss Elf Akin To a Cold PricklyMethinks muss elf akin to a cold prickly...
being analogous to a
limp biscuit viz
wussy wonky willy,
yet back in the day
rolling in hay worm
may at large cavorted
frolicked, and idealized
as a warm fuzzy.
Though aforementioned title
slightly risqué and silly,
yours truly dwells in Schwenksville,
approximately an hour drive
northwest from Philly,
a geographic...
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Categories:
muss, allegory, analogy, angst, business,
Form:
Rhyme
Christmas Fuss and MussChristmas Fuss and Muss
November's here...I know next month is Christmas!
Now begins the fuss!
Ideas to gather, what to get, lists to make...
such a bad headache!
I think of things, rethink...thoughts become agreed...
stuff they sure don't need!
I pick up this and that...quickly put them down
with a burned-out frown.
November's...
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Categories:
muss, anxiety, christmas, giving,
Form:
Rhyme