An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away Poems

Adam and Eve's 'Little Snack'

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      An apple a day keeps the doctor away
         A half-eaten worm brings him back

      If he can’t fix the problem in less than a day
         Think of poor Adam and Eve ~ and cut Doc som...

Rethinking an old Slogan

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away
is an old slogan still believed to this day.
But surely a blunder, at the least a mistake
given a bite of apple the first woman ate
and plunged a promis...

The ABCs of Blues

...An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But what if you have the blues
Can an apple save me from heartbreak
Dare mitigate lost love so true
Everyone has a love of laughs
For it is much more fuchsia...

That's What They Say

...They say...

Still waters run deep...
Then why are there so many shallow people?

When it rains it pours...
Usually the day after I wash my truck.

Walk softly and carry a big stick...
Or wa...

Of Apples and Doctors

...An apple a day keeps the doctor away
                                            half an apple ~ sick bay...

The Poison Apple

...An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Not when you put cotton candy in our grapes
You might as well give it to a teacher,see what they have to say if they haven't already sold their soul to the slav...

Guiding Star

...I thank my teachers
For being my Guiding Star –
Helping me learn something new,
By the hour….
Teaching me that 
Learning is the order of the day, Showing me how
An apple a day keeps the doctor ...

Love Is a Garden

...An apple a day keeps the doctor away;
But hugs are the best for your heart.
They say all is fair in love and in war,
But fair can keep lovers apart.

Normal’s a setting on washing machines,
But...

One Liners X Two

...In New York someone gets 
stabbed every 52 seconds! Poor bastard!

I wondered why the baseball
kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any anima...

An Apple a Day

...AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
So my mother believed.
For, if it rhymes, it must be true.
But I think she was deceived.

The benef...

Everybody Knows That Nobody Knows

...They invented swordplay or was it parfait?
I don't know what happened,
but they took a survey,
and most of you don't either, ok!

Not you, not anybody knows.

During the Baroque, people learned to smoke.
Newton did speak, he was this scientist bloke.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away", is exactly what he spoke.
Outside of that, I don't know what happened.
Some king likely choked on all the damned smoke,
and you know, somewhere a fire needed...

For Hands That Do Dishes Can Feel As Soft As Your Face With Lime Green Hairy Lipped Squid

...For hands that do dishes can feel as soft as your face with lime green hairy lipped squid
Surely if you set fire to the bush
you would have 2 cooked birds then
A stitch in time saves what
and why...

A Syllable Missed

...'An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

Why an apple a day
Why not a peach, a plum or a pear
Well, day rhymes with away
Whereas peach rhymes with leech
Plum with bum and pear with scare
  ~ W...

An Apple a Day

...People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore.
I got pretty irritated because of all of those returns.
People don't want my apples because the...

Fruit

...personalities are like fruits
some work together
some clash
varying and unpredictable

pineapples
are hard on the outside
sweet nice refreshing on the inside
too much and it can be too acidic...

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