...They invented swordplay or was it parfait?
I don't know what happened,
but they took a survey,
and most of you don't either, ok!
Not you, not anybody knows.
During the Baroque, people learned to smoke.
Newton did speak, he was this scientist bloke.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away", is exactly what he spoke.
Outside of that, I don't know what happened.
Some king likely choked on all the damned smoke,
and you know, somewhere a fire needed......
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