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Bawdy Limericks II Judged

Blog Posted:7/6/2014 2:48:00 PM

The results are posted. I just wanted to make a few comments on the judging.

Poems with a bad syllable count were eliminated. I used the Syllable Counter to check and then double-checked manually if it showed the count off. It did make a couple of errors.

Poems with imperfect rhyme were eliminated. There were several.

Non-limericks or chained limericks were eliminated. There were two.


All remaining poems started in first place and were then demoted one or more places by the following criteria:

One minor spelling or grammatical error no penalty, otherwise one place per instance.
Explicit wording: One place per instance
No date on poem. One place.
Centering, bolding or italics used: One place (next time I will include double spacing as well).
Humor: Only mildly funny- One place. Not funny - Two places.
Meter: Imperfect meter - One place. Really choppy - Two places.

There was one chained limerick that was good and naughty, but that I had to eliminate due to the rules. I'll honor it here below.

Bawdy Limericks

I could do the body all day
Perform in a sexual way
The bump and the grind
Massaging the mind
And making it seem like a play

I took one look at her wonder
Deciding just how I would plunder
That beautiful ground
That grew on her mound
And that's when I slid from up under

I'd start with my fingers and tongue
The way I did when I was young
A hey diddle here
A play fiddle there
And over the moon we were flung

It was hard when I finished the job
I went from the shaft to the knob
But the fluid was slick
And I got such a kick
That I helped her wipe up the glob

Rockman

For the "Bawdy Limericks II" contest by Roy Jerden.

 



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Date: 7/8/2014 1:52:00 AM
Thanks particularly for finding mine worthy of the 1st place, Congrats to all the winners!
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Date: 7/7/2014 2:50:00 PM
Thank you so much for honouring my Limerick Roy, very much appreciated. Many congratulations to all the winners, James........
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Date: 7/7/2014 10:54:00 AM
Roy, though I did not find mention in your winners list, I had fun writing my entry. I also had fun reading all the winning entries and my hearty congrats to all. Mohan
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Date: 7/6/2014 7:51:00 PM
CAn't wait to read your winners. I got the flu, so I am just here to see the blogs this afternoon. Glad I am on your list! Congrats to all.
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Date: 7/6/2014 4:20:00 PM
Am delighted with the first place Roy and also Third place with Darren Watson as jadazzle United. You bring such fun to the site with these Limerick contests Roy, Thank you. Hugs Jan xxx
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