Gets My Goat Poems - Poems about Gets My Goat

...My ballot arrived in the mail Like a skull & crossbones in gaol But what gets my goat If I do not vote Then the GOP will prevail* *For the Trumps to escape prosecution, only the number of......Read the rest...

...He was the Yodelling King of Whitby. On a calm clear weather day You could hear his practice yodels On the cliffs at Robin Hoods bay. He would stand there at the bar In his Tyrolean feathered ......Read the rest...

...Rising, if the sun prides making high noons, I’ve often turned life’s winters unto Junes. What if my pen fetches no stars at first? It knows to fight back, bargain fair fortunes. Getting best......Read the rest...

...What really gets your goat Those things that aren’t remote To twist you up inside And takes you for a ride When you go back to it again It’s no different in the end As the waves pound on the ......Read the rest...

...I’ve never been what you’d call outspoken; my approach is to hang back and take note. Perceiving injustice my heart cried, “Quit!” Fearful, I lingered, silence unbroken. Unwilling, my voice stay......Read the rest...

...Trump supporters are quite a riddle They're for, or against, but no middle If that gets your goat Then you should take note Trump plays every string on a fiddle!......Read the rest...

...What Gets My Goat - By Noah Kidding Though I shy away from drink, an unexpected case of DT's finds this ace of spades (also known as the spadille) bleating heart liberal, airing how disgrac......Read the rest...

...Prime Minister May Set out one day To Brexit a world gone astray But President Trump Just wanted to hump 'til the cows wandered home that day Macron et Trudeau Thought Brigitte Bardot Mig......Read the rest...

...Behold the humble Cowbird, such an evolutionary quirk. Somehow nature taught this bird to be a first-rate jerk! When it comes to low and dirty tricks no other bird can match it; She lays an egg in......Read the rest...

...I gave my neighbor a poinsettia plant as a gift At Christmas two years ago, but now I am miffed! His apartment is right next door to mine. The gorgeous red blooms were just divine. Now he still......Read the rest...

...Well, here I am. I never expected it to happen this soon, but I passed away last weekend. Stupid horse, I told them I didn't like horses, too much power for an animal that gets spooked so easi......Read the rest...

...Evidently Voting's Trivial By Franklin Price 9/2/2016 Evidently voting's trivial I discovered so today Learned from my on line trivia This is what it had to say Of the U.S. Population Tha......Read the rest...

...Well and This Feeling Inside can't be denied Although you're gone my love for you goes on All my friends say find another but how can I Give my love to another when there just might be A snowbal......Read the rest...

...(a response to a provocative post) Your voyeuristic **** post Has got me choking on my toast I should have better things to do Than commenting on sex and poo Whilst everybody likes a joke ‘Ti......Read the rest...

...I know my Damsel waits for me Perhaps chained to some balcony If I could only find the Key I could set her free The castle walls are high, I hear Guarded by some guys, I fear How to get insi......Read the rest...