Cowbirds

Behold the humble Cowbird, such an evolutionary quirk. Somehow nature taught this bird to be a first-rate jerk! When it comes to low and dirty tricks no other bird can match it; She lays an egg in her neighbor's nest; leaving them to hatch it! She says she’s far too busy; "I’ve got to follow the herd". I say that she’s just lazy! You conniving cowardly cowbird! When her ample hatchling sheds its egg, the bugger's just not fair. It crowds its nest mates to the ground and eats more than his share! Sound familiar? I hope to shout! Of all things that annoy . . . The cowbirds in the office here act out this scornful ploy By dropping projects on my desk, ill-thought, half-baked at best; Expecting me to hatch them out and make room in my nest! Our bosses do this all the time, but I reckon that's their lot, But what of Slow Joe down the hall? I can’t believe this rot! He hangs around and wrings his hands, judging my ambition; Taking potshots while I sweat to bring his work fruition! The problem with this cowbird gig; the thing that gets my goat Is that cowbirds get promoted, and I don't get a vote! This is small of me, I admit; this outrage misdirected. Cowbirds will always tick me off, at least 'til I'm perfected!