Loser

I know my Damsel waits for me Perhaps chained to some balcony If I could only find the Key I could set her free The castle walls are high, I hear Guarded by some guys, I fear How to get inside's unclear Planning this could take a year This castle might just have a moat I have no money for a boat I can not swim, not even float Boy, this gets my goat ! And in the moat, may dwell a fish That thinks that I'm a tasty dish It's not wise to take such risk A thought, I really must dismiss And if I got inside the gate A dragon there, must surely wait And eagerly anticipate To meet with me and seal my fate On second thought, I think I'll stay On bended knee, I'll hope and pray That eventually I'll find a way And rescue her some other day