Fart Poems - Poems about Fart

...Here I sit, the screen is blank Nothing is coming to mind I search and search my tiny brain For a theme of any kind Nothing doing, my brain is numb It's happened to me before When it ......Read the rest...

...It took a little while Through blood stained tears, Through mile upon mile; His gut lined shears. My eyes once shined With love so graced; My eyelids lined, My heartbeat raced. But now I ......Read the rest...

... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a Mastiff cross and my name is Magical Max. To be precise it’s actually Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess ma......Read the rest...

... Know what it's like to be in your late 80s It ain't all sunshine and roses Can kinda feel like yesterday's generation Then answer a question someone poses No one knew the answer but......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

...We are, we are Brighter than a shooting star We are, we are Faster than a racing car We are, we are Louder than a speaker bar We are, we are Stronger than we think we are Smarter than we k......Read the rest...

...They found it profitable. the extraction of wastewater foam to be mixed with Detergent and using air pressure to create a rich lather. then mixing it with the wastewater foam. It is then redpie......Read the rest...

...Silent but Deadly (Written 2014) In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay, Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array. With a glimmer that danced in his mischievous eyes, H......Read the rest...

... Don't let poetry tear you apart Can't write like Keats ~ Who gives a fart......Read the rest...

...“Do you mind if I take this seat youngster?” the old fart said with a smile. He could not. The seat in question was reserved for my plastic shopping bag. Though the bag was only holding two cans of S......Read the rest...

... then i'm a fish in the water / ......Read the rest...

... This funny magician can make you a crawling snow white with big dark spots dalmatian His best magic turns louts into huge pots so quick His spell blows fart in slots smells ......Read the rest...

...Joseph Pujol, Flatulist 1/6/1857 - 8/8/1945 He started working as a baker And ended up being the same But for nearly thirty years he Enjoyed international fame. Using his natural talent For......Read the rest...

...Stupid people have no idea how stupid they really are so if you’re determined to argue with stupid I guarantee you won’t get far for what they can’t see will never be but they will argue from the......Read the rest...

...Who is/was Jamie Ashworth? Written roundabout October 31st 2017, yet nary a handy dandy blue's clue Jimmy Neutron Spongebob SquarePants exists about real or imagined gal in question, and pres......Read the rest...