Southee serenade
Foppish fringe flutters..pianist tendrils tinkling..
Flitter finessing leathery fruits..
Caressing..stitched dreams tickled & tailored..
Swing..swerve in clandestine cahoots…
Curve…voluptuous velvety verve..
Wobble seam serendipity tempts..teases..
Sliding across creases..angle architect gliding..
Heaven sent tyro riding blazing trails..
Hellbent brio…Waggers & Trent..Timmy trio..
Touted trinity…selector trifecta..febrile fan affinity..
Tim’s timber hoicks topple Toblerones..
Schadenfreude stats sips.. Oiks suggest Timmy..
Ersatz Test imitator of Jimmy…
Naysayers…tut tutters spew from trolling
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Categories:
timmy, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Tricky to Timmy
The tallest toddler who lived in Toronto be
Two year old towering Timmy
Typically
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Categories:
timmy, sister,
Form: Alliteration
Shh Timmy warned Puppy
You have to be super quiet Timmy whispered to Mac
Mac scrunched down, and sighed loud in his back
Resting away as they hit every clickety clickety clack.
Conductor noticed but was kind enough to turn his back.
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Categories:
timmy, dog,
Form: Monorhyme
Timmy Had a Long Fat Snake-Edited For a Typo
(Parody of "Mary Had a Little Lamb")
Timmy had a long fat snake, long fat snake, long fat snake.
Timmy had a long fat snake; its skin was green and slick.
He showed it to the little girls, little girls, little girls.
He showed it to the little girls, and most of them got sick.
He let is slither down
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Categories:
timmy, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Cousin Timmy
Cousin Timmy,
So much more successful than me
Cousin Timmy,
He founded Amazon
Cousin Timmy,
He beats his wife just like he beat me in life
Cousin Timmy,
My mother loves him more than me
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Categories:
timmy, abuse, cousin, money, success,
Form: Free verse
Timmy Titmouse Connoisseur of Faeries
Timmy Titmouse had two loves, both faeries, and delightful.
The differences between them were miniscule, not insightful.
They were both empathetic, kind, and they always loved him so.
Timmy had trouble thinking about just one, both of them glow.
Why not find another titmouse? His parents asked in a stern way.
He did his best, but always came back to
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Categories:
timmy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Timmy Tocks Wore Different Socks
Timmy Tocks wore different socks
He wore them once at school
The other children laughed at him
And said he was a fool
Timmy Tocks wore different socks
One red one and one blue
His friends said when one sock is red
The other should be too
Tommy Tocks wore different socks
And neither one was pink
His friends said Timmy, don’t do that
For
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Categories:
timmy, children, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Timmy Finds a Profession
Timmy couldn’t wait for the fireworks display
Brilliant bursts in the night sky blew him away
The first time he saw them he cried,
Then match and chemicals he tried
And now, years later, that’s how Tim earns his pay.
written December 24, 2021
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Categories:
timmy, firework, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
Kaleidoscope Butterfly and Timmy
Kaleidoscope Butterfly granted Timmy’s wish for he is gallant and true.
But asking for himself is something this young lad did not do.
He asked if his mother’s house could be paid off, the deed in her hand.
Butterfly granted the wish, and then sprinkled marigolds on their land.
Summers she ventures back, to flit from lovely orange to
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Categories:
timmy, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Timmy Jones
Draughty rafters, creaks and groans
Is it wind or Timmy Jones
Not in school nor home in bed
Did he roam or lose his head
So much time since Timmy passed
Neither first nor the last
Such reputations can’t be shed
Hard to sever ones own head
Kiss the pistol-tip instead
One shot and the head was dead
Now the blackboard’s painted red
Why he
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Categories:
timmy, grave, halloween, murder, teacher,
Form: Rhyme
Here Lies Timmy
Here lies Timmy, who loved shows on TV.
Hear one right now being played.
They are not being piped in for free.
He had an eternity's worth prepaid.
Sept. 16, 2018 for Jessie Rowe's "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest
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Categories:
timmy, humor,
Form: Epitaph
Old Timmy Mac
Running forward,
Looking back,
I feel eyes upon me,
I look around but cannot see.
What is hiding in the shadow?
Who is after me, I don’t know?
I can feel the evil in the air,
I can feel the stare.
It doesn’t matter which way I go,
Closing in on me I know,
I cannot escape,
My terrible fate.
They’ll find my bones in the spring,
And
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Categories:
timmy, evil,
Form: Rhyme Royal
Little Timmy
Little Timmy is the apple of his mother’s eye,
Why did Little Timmy make her die?
Hug mommy around the neck,
Slit her throat, what the heck.
Little Timmy loves his Pop,
Why did Little Timmy make him drop?
Loves his daddy without a doubt,
So he blew his brains out.
Little Timmy loves his sis,
Little Timmy doesn’t care if she is missed,
Played
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Categories:
timmy, anger, dark, death, murder,
Form: Rhyme
Happy Birthday Tim,Timmy,Timothy Smith
Terrific charmer,blessed and gifted
Invincible love fulfills his heart
Modesty is a reflection of his beliefs
Super dad and souper spice
Master of words and muses
Incredibly kind to all others
Trustworthy and truthful friend
Heartwarming!His sweet gentility
reaches our soul.
Dedicated to Tim Smith
Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen : )
on the 3rd of December 2014!
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Categories:
timmy, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Timid Timmy Dormouse
Timid Timmy dormouse had a lovely home
But he was so sad and lonely; he didn’t want to be alone
He did some spring-cleaning so the house was really neat
He went and brought some nuts and some tasty things to eat
Put up a lovely poster inviting people to tea
Thought it was a good thing to stop him
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Categories:
timmy, animal, fantasy, romance, ,
Form: Rhyme
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