Stang Poems - Poems about Stang

...Wonderworks by Michael R. Burch History’s mysteries abound & astound, found (profound) the whole earth ’round, even if mostly underground. The Procrastinator’s Creed by Michael R. B......Read the rest...

...Mating Calls, or, Purdy Please! Limericks by Michael R. Burch 1. Nine-thirty? Feeling flirty (and, indeed, a trifle dirty), I decided to ring prudish Eleanor Purdy ... When I rang her to bang ......Read the rest...

...Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors by Michael R. Burch At six-thirty, feeling flirty, I put on the hurdy-gurdy ... But Ms. Purdy, all alert-y, ......Read the rest...

...There will never be a time for us, I know you’ll never visit. These words were coarse With no remorse and Casually omniscient. Why say this? You never know, May visit you one day. I just......Read the rest...

...There once was a woman named Hang. She frankly could not have given a dang. She fought and she bit. She slapped, and she hit. This angry old woman named Hang. There once was a gentleman named ......Read the rest...

...Return Of The Tyke Tyke, tyke, tyke' they’d chant to bait the bairn. But insult hurled at Yorkshire folk is water off a back. Take it, use it, grind it through the crank As fuel for ......Read the rest...

...I'll bet you Five, I'll bet you Ten, I'll even wager Fifty, That you can't make this "Stang" wake up, And hit an even Sixty! The boy looked round and took his eyes From off the road ahead I'll take that bet, I'll make it do Much more than that, he said Fifty-five and Si......Read the rest...

...To start the day I put on my hat, To my surprise out flew a gnat. I was startled by this creature with the smallest of wings, So much that I dropped every bit of my things. If it was a wasp and I was......Read the rest...