Spoonerisms Poems - Poems about Spoonerisms

... My puns are not too punny. They are puny - so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y. Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks or like selfish shellfish offering no worthy catch, what good are the......

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...Epigrams Autumn Conundrum by Michael R. Burch It’s not that every leaf must finally fall, it’s just that we can never catch them all. Piercing the Shell by Michael R. Burch If we strip......

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...MEANA THE WEEVIL ITCH In deepest hyper space, in the land of Zog, lives a weevil itch who resides in a bog At birth she'd been Zogletised as Gina, but the El......

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...I asked my mom for help finding a poem Like Miss M said. (A poem containing neologisms, or spoonerisms, or a pun). But try as we might, it just couldn’t be done. We Googled. We Read. There was ......

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...His teacher said he was a ‘shining wit’ Little Jimmy was SO pleased But when he told his mum and dad… They could not be appeased! (Think spoonerisms) Jan Allison 8th April 2......

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... Katurday and Iz plazs wit mee talky kat, Ohs, hooman, it go away, me ballz; Don't be stoopit, you gits itz oks, Iz not fit under that bigz chairees. Hay, Iz not fat, Iz jst fluffy......

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...They tried to tease her ears as she lay there hoken barted She'd been told a lack of pies And she was in a pot of lain So she came up with a plaster man to get levenge on her rover She......

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...What a dunny say, think I'll dock the wogs they're my curry funpanions, all the lay dong. One is a lellow yab, the other a barge loxer who fisses my kace, with slenty of plobber! "Dood gay!" we......

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...Hooming in the near lorizon, another girthday makes me bloomy The yays, the dears are massing paster! I am diserablly mepressed, and in a date of great sistress! Age, you may agree, is rot fo......

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...Penning wrangled mime and wared out of my skits, I’m poked in serspiration, My mind’s in fisted twits. It’s not the way I spike to leak; I’ve turned to try it down. Still I'm rilled with flor......

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...Alliteration is awesome; thanks to thee it effortlessly erases evidence of spoonerisms. Spooky. Written February 29th, 2016 For the Spoonerisms Contest hosted by Roy Jerden......

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...The day started badly as I had a bat flattery on my vodge diper It was roaring with pain when I arrived at the par cark at the mall Went to put my bopping in the shoot and I turned into a bow......

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... I'm just a little slort of sheep, I'm not drunk like thinkle peep. It's true: I don't know quite who is me yet, (The drunker I stand here the longer I get!) So give me one more fink to drill my cup, 'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up. *Inspired by "Spoonerisms"......

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...The years fold into one another like that old collapsible cup I used to take on picnics; memories in sepia and disappearing, resistant, resurrected only by a word, a sign, a sound. It is a vaporous ......

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