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Spoonerisms Poems - Poems about Spoonerisms
Spoonerisms Poems - Examples of all types of poems about spoonerisms to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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Puny Puns of Word Play
... My puns are not too punny. They are puny - so itty-bitty that they have no bite-y. Like tiny turtles with no turtle necks or like selfish shellfish offering no worthy catch, what good are the......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
spoonerisms,
words, writing,
Form:
Free verse
Epigrams V
...Epigrams Autumn Conundrum by Michael R. Burch It’s not that every leaf must finally fall, it’s just that we can never catch them all. Piercing the Shell by Michael R. Burch If we strip......
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Michael Burch
Categories:
spoonerisms,
giggle, humor, humorous, irony,
Form:
Epigram
Wow Me
...MEANA THE WEEVIL ITCH In deepest hyper space, in the land of Zog, lives a weevil itch who resides in a bog At birth she'd been Zogletised as Gina, but the El......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
spoonerisms,
fantasy, fun, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Toetry Pest
...I asked my mom for help finding a poem Like Miss M said. (A poem containing neologisms, or spoonerisms, or a pun). But try as we might, it just couldn’t be done. We Googled. We Read. There was ......
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Philippa Cross
Categories:
spoonerisms,
humor, poetry, school, teacher,
Form:
Rhyme
Be Careful When You 'Whist Your Turds'
...His teacher said he was a ‘shining wit’ Little Jimmy was SO pleased But when he told his mum and dad… They could not be appeased! (Think spoonerisms) Jan Allison 8th April 2......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
spoonerisms,
humorous, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Katurday Wit Mee Kat
... Katurday and Iz plazs wit mee talky kat, Ohs, hooman, it go away, me ballz; Don't be stoopit, you gits itz oks, Iz not fit under that bigz chairees. Hay, Iz not fat, Iz jst fluffy......
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Constance La France
Categories:
spoonerisms,
cat,
Form:
Free verse
Lack of Pies
...They tried to tease her ears as she lay there hoken barted She'd been told a lack of pies And she was in a pot of lain So she came up with a plaster man to get levenge on her rover She......
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Joseph May
Categories:
spoonerisms,
fun,
Form:
Free verse
Docking the Wogs
...What a dunny say, think I'll dock the wogs they're my curry funpanions, all the lay dong. One is a lellow yab, the other a barge loxer who fisses my kace, with slenty of plobber! "Dood gay!" we......
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Laura Leiser
Categories:
spoonerisms,
funny, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Spoon-Fed On Spoonerisms
...Hooming in the near lorizon, another girthday makes me bloomy The yays, the dears are massing paster! I am diserablly mepressed, and in a date of great sistress! Age, you may agree, is rot fo......
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Carrie Richards
Categories:
spoonerisms,
age, funny, old,
Form:
Free verse
Wrangled Mime: Spoonerisms
...Penning wrangled mime and wared out of my skits, I’m poked in serspiration, My mind’s in fisted twits. It’s not the way I spike to leak; I’ve turned to try it down. Still I'm rilled with flor......
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Mark Peterson
Categories:
spoonerisms,
humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
In Sain Plight
...Alliteration is awesome; thanks to thee it effortlessly erases evidence of spoonerisms. Spooky. Written February 29th, 2016 For the Spoonerisms Contest hosted by Roy Jerden......
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Timothy Hicks
Categories:
spoonerisms,
fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Vodge Diper
...The day started badly as I had a bat flattery on my vodge diper It was roaring with pain when I arrived at the par cark at the mall Went to put my bopping in the shoot and I turned into a bow......
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Jan Allison
Categories:
spoonerisms,
car, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Inder the Unfluence
...kle peep. It's true: I don't know quite who is me yet, (The drunker I stand here the longer I get!) So give me one more fink to drill my cup, 'Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up. *Inspired by "Spoonerisms"......
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Just That Archaic Poet
Categories:
spoonerisms,
drink, humor, wine,
Form:
Couplet
The Road Behind
...The years fold into one another like that old collapsible cup I used to take on picnics; memories in sepia and disappearing, resistant, resurrected only by a word, a sign, a sound. It is a vaporous ......
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Robert Ludden
Categories:
spoonerisms,
allegory,
Form:
Free verse
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