Plumber Poems - Poems about Plumber

... So, can you afford this place by yourself? Yeah, I did the maths. ­Okay, I’ll take the washing machine, you take the couches. You're kidding, the washing machine was a pre......Read the rest...

... Peter Piper Picked a Peck Right that for instance bugs me Is a peck not a small amount Like a beak or a kiss Did he learn to play the pipes because of his name Maybe he was a plumber So he......Read the rest...

...The lawyer hopes, you get arrested. The disease hopes, you become Infected. The doctor hopes, you become ill. He supplies you with the pharmacy pill. The police hope you're......Read the rest...

...I didn't know what to do when I left school, But I thought I would become a plumber, wouldn't that be cool. Most of the work is inside I thought, But I should have looked closer, I really ought.......Read the rest...

......I think many of them forget how precarious all this is, civilization only works if success is what we all give. If the plumber does not succeed that we’re all wallowing in filth, if the poli......Read the rest...

...Marks, Marks, Marks Haunting me around like a group of sharks A 2 or 3-digit number that my parents think will decide whether I'll become a doctor or a plumber For me my marks are decent But for......Read the rest...

... There lived a kind lady named Summer, Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber When her pipes became clogged, To her rescue, he jogged But forgot to kiss her, a bummer! ......Read the rest...

...The data breach came on quite suddenly I saw her standing there dark skinned ashy knees she was after my identity strangest feeling this crime is the worse because it lingers identity fraud......Read the rest...

...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......Read the rest...

...Prune juice as effective emetic Brainstorming yields casting the following plumbline netting genetic, italic, kinetic, magnetic, opportunistic, quixotic, synchronistic, and universalistic r......Read the rest...

... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......Read the rest...

...I remember my father’s hands as a plumber’s hands—fiercely strong, calloused, rough, knuckle-battered, and dirty after a long-day’s work. Those hands shoveled; unclogged drains and toilets; repaired ......Read the rest...

...Swahili sighs on blue baited breath Soothing solitary soul of black You hold my hand and play with my hair Keeping kente anxiety back Your caress and kiss curl my toes Make me dream of being y......Read the rest...

...I’m sorry if this poem’s a little late today…it’s not that I had trouble with the rhyme but now that we’re in North Carolina we have switched to mountain time. It’s not that we no longer care…or ......Read the rest...

...He once was a pale of mine when we were both young and dumb. He was always a feisty guy - a real hot-head. His ears satellite dishes forever tuned to detect any slight or perceived insult. ......Read the rest...