Plumber Poems - Poems about Plumber

Plumbers Monologue

I am a plumber,
CDM is my companies name,
The initials belong to my sons,
They may work with me one day.

I had a LARGE WHITE van,
Before Covid made all of the 
Prices lower.

Later I tried to get different work, a variety,
But I partnered with a no- good man,
And I lost it all again.

I had insurance so I

Porcelain Face

There once was a Marm with a dripping cold
Whose bright idea she feared would unfold:
Her deep scribed porcelain face
Was far harder to replace
Then a soaked sink her plumber could not hold.

FOLLIES OF THE RICH AND MUSINGS OF THE POOR

How can I mingle with the poor, I’m a millionaire,
My intellect superior,
And the masses inferior.
I am a street sweeper, my name is Jane,
Passers by think I’m insane,
I am the sole earner in a family of five.
I have been voted in as a president,
Those idiots out there, who stand for hours,
Just to wave to me in

But Plumbers Cost So Much

Sump pump is broken
Constant water run
Plumbers cost money
Homeowner is sad
Waits a bit too long

The basement floods
Ruins couches
Bedding thrown out
Salvage nothing

Expensive
Life lesson
Plumber comes

Nasty
Stump pump
Flood

Plumber PS

I didn't know what to do when I left school,
But I thought I would become a plumber, wouldn't that be cool.

Most of the work is inside I thought,
But I should have looked closer, I really ought.

People always think a plumber earns a lot and will be well to do,
Most plumbers are not rich, but they

Valentine Kisses

There lived a kind lady named Summer,
Her faithful spouse, he was a plumber
When her pipes became clogged,
To her rescue, he jogged
But forgot to kiss her, a bummer!

The Alchemist Plumber

Heavy metals make you dumb.
Arsenic, Gold, Plumbum.

Those metals take from the dome.
Why not try nickle, iron, or chrome?

Chlorine, sulfur, and radon will take away your breath.
Carbon, nitrogen, and hydrogen can make meth.

While mercury, zinc, and copper were known to the boomers,
lithium, silicon, and titanium were just late bloomers.

A Musing Plumber

I greeted the day, that seemed in a way,
                            to be just a happy blank page,
            

Plumber Limerick

With plunger in hand Fred was called from his bed 
To the homestead of Sue a sexy redhead
The water bed pouring 
As hubby was snoring
Fred was fine-tuning Sue till sunrise instead

Hubby woke peckish and went down for some bread
He was still unaware yet of Sue and Fred
Fine-tuned to perfection
No fear of detection
Sang 'Move over Darling'

She Dumped the Plumber

There was an accomplished agile plumber,
he could screw nut in bolt in deep slumber.
Wife felt his spanner placed right,
drove her sleep away each night.
She dumped him, reason he didn’t remember.

January 5, 2019.
Syllable count : 10/10/7/7/10
Checked on howmanysyllables.com

Plumber - Be Warned Its a Poop Poem

My toilet was blocked, what a bummer
I texted Curtis, he’s a plumber
He got out his long rod
Gave my blockage a prod
If lucky t’will be fixed by summer!

The plumber has read a food thesis
Why faeces aren’t falling to pieces
If you go the whole hog
You will poop a bog log
Our diets needs more oils and greases!

Occupation chosen

Limerick Contest-Al the Plumber

Al the plumber was in such a funk 
     He's outwitted by a pesky skunk 
          He got called out at night 
            to such an awful sight 
Critter stuck in

In Love With a Plumber

Denise was in love with a rich plumber
She'd fallen hard for his big black Hummer
   Though he was a grunge
   Denise took the plunge
Honeymoon fixing toilets ~ a bummer!

Pete the Plumber

One fine day last summer
came crazy Pete the plumber
he worked a whole week
I still have a leak
they just don't get any dumber

Corrupt Plumber

under the sink

the plumber

switches rings

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