Perm Poems - Poems about Perm

New Perm Takes Over

...Shelly has a new perm from an old kit high on a shelf
It is a curly perm that somehow managed to feed itself
Every day there are more curls and it is poofy and round
It travels outward and upward,...

My Hairied History

...
Day one out of the womb – had a full crop of hair,
black like my daddy’s (it later went more fair).

Early childhood – Mom kept my brown hair short
because I’d twist it into knots. What a silly...

My Hectic Hair History

...
There’s a nadir of personal despair -
In feminine terms it’s - No hair, no flair! 

My hairy genes caused me lifelong distress,
I longed for a look I didn’t possess.

I daydreamed of golden l...

Remember the times, remember the days when beauty was an untouched gift

...Remember the times, remember the days when beauty was an untouched gift,
before combs straightened and broke, before curls were burned and hidden,
under artificial wigs, when we were beautiful, oh,...

When We Were Beautiful

...Remember the time.
Remember the days.
Before the weave…..
After the straightening comb and fried dried perm, wig…….
When we were beautiful,
Oh, so black and beautiful.
When the character of bla...

stubborn opinionated doll named Mare

...Dorothy had a stubborn opinionated doll named Mare.
Mare had a persnickety attitude, her nose in the air.
I am taking in boarders, she told the stunned Dorothy.
So far I have signed on two, with a...

MAMMA

...MAMMA

My mother is sadly now just a faint memory
As her passing was a number of decades ago
But always caring, maternal, and good to me

Of course, classed as a baby boomer, I know
I was to b...

take two

....

      i had my thumb
       under her chin
   and my palm on her
             throat
            the rest
    mine duke's digits
      wrap hern neck
     'neath her perm
              a...

The Dance of Waves

...Written: October 11, 2023  
As I Watch The Waves Crash        Sponsored by: Anoucheka Gangabissoon   
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As I wait with anxiousness on the edg...

The Medusa's At the Hair Salon

...Mr. and Mrs. Medusa
Put their huge hats on their heads
To constrain their hair that always
Looks like they just got out of bed 

They drove off to the hair salon
Even though they remembered
Th...

You'Re In Trouble - Bawdy Warning

...My neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle
Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle
She’d give me a wink
Then down it as drink
She’s loopier than the mock turtle!

One Sunday we’d watched the Gran...

January 24th, 2023 Hair Washing Heralds Huge Happening

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening

Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter 
for mass communication 
mediums stop the presses 
when I, a regular schlemiel 
take shampoo to...

Hair Washing Heralded Huge Happening

...Earlier today April 4th, 2022,
which supersedes bald faced headlines 
pointing finger and 
Putin blame for Bucha killings
squarely on head & shoulders
of Russian autocrat, née
yours truly lathe...

Butt Ugly

...A vain, self important baboon
Would preen as he made ladies swoon
Chin chiselled and firm
A blonde curly perm
His butt still looks like a balloon...

Your Hair-

...You're fleecing 
Ever so covering 
Fluffy is your fur 
The hair 
On your chrome 
So engulfing 
Where does it really come from
 bushy
 curly 
strengthen 
lengthen 
long flowing 
fa...

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