Perks Poems

Perks of the Job

   Terrorists deserve ‘severance pay’

    ~ Chopping off their heads would be ok

A Coffee Perks Me Up

A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy 

A sip of foamy latte and I grow a funny mustache 
nicely served aside a delicate truffle ganache 

A tete a tete with my favorite bestie at the local Cafe 
just before we

PERKS

Playing ball, he got great perks
But still, he's a selfish ass jerk
He constantly rants and rave
Wanting others to be his slave
So, stop being so diverse

The Perks of Old Age

We may not look forward to being old,
But there are perks for those of us who get to be old,
Which is a perk in itself. 

If you become old enough to be pensioned off, 
That gives you more perks,
If most of what you have still works.

But the perks that I find give one much pleasure,
We

Fringe Benefits a Plug For Perks Yo Man Living At 2 Highland Manor Drive

Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive

Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds of a feather flock together
and bees gather collect nectar,
pollen, and water to bolster their hive
verdant vista sports
spot for wildlife to thrive
such as; whitetail deer, red fox,
Easter bunnies, garter snakes.

Not only state of

Millionaire Salaries and Perks

Nobody from my hey-day
  good enough to play
    in today's NBA
That's what they all say

I say that's because now it's 'all work'
  a 'day-at-the-office' mentality, like a clerk
    but with multi-millionaire salaries and perks
based on individual stats, instead of unselfish teamwork

Time to pay a small fortune to

Job Perks

Furtive, I would slip away
any poor excuse
would do, make my way
across the lawn
into building twenty-two

Secretive and circuitous
I took an odd and winding
route... While bustling
they had no time
to wonder what
I was about 

Far removed from
fluorescent gleam
conveyor belts and
machinery-
a soft-lit, silent
posh retreat
damask-lined walls
with greenery

Oddly placed
within the building
inconvenient
(so they said)
a glorious refuge
for an introvert
a quiet space to
clear my

Perks At Highland Manor

I, (and the missus)
     pleased as punch residing
     at this Schwenksville, Pennsylvania locale,
     (since july first tooth house

     sand eighteen), marks one year
and better with (on site
     service) wash and wear,
but most irrefutable attraction

 

Privileges and Perks

We're members of the Gardens;
We pay our yearly dues.
Their parking lot, though (15 bucks!)
We have to pay to use.

They toss in several passes
Each year when we renew,
But why make members pay at all?
I haven't got a clue.

This policy is bogus 
And another thing I hate
Is on those chintzy passes
There's an expiration date.  

A membership

The Perks of Life

There once was a man from Albuquerque
who said he never saw a live turkey,
so he traveled to the East
to a place which housed the beast...
now, he loves turkey breast that's quite perky!

Being Single Has Its Perks

I was a good wife that kept a spotless house,
And cooked good food each day for my dear spouse.
When he mowed the lawn in the summer heat,
I would bring him a cool drink, just to be sweet.

After thirty years we have parted ways.
Now I have a new trail in which to blaze.
I’m finding out that

The Perks of Being In Chemistry

Principle Quantum Number that stands for (n)
The higher the quantum number the energy's higher again.
It can be any positive integer 1,2,3 to infinity
It tells us the electrons energy level, nothing to do with alkalinity.

Next is the Angular Momentum Quantum number (l)
It tells us the shape such as a dumbbell
Its values based on n, anywhere from

The Perks of Being Me

A s I think
B ack on all those days of
C onfusion, utter
D esolation, I remember
E very blessing that befell me.
F amily and friends and of course
G od above loved and cared for me.
H aving thought about it,
I realised how lucky I was.
J ennifer might be happier,
K evin more successful, but
L ess blessed are they in
M

Loves Greatest Perks

I desire privileges
Of loves greatest perks
Nothing can compare
To the feelings it creates

Fill my heart full
Let me feel everything
All the souls desires
In one joyful plunder

Everything hinges
On loves every bow
May one day I feel it
Absorb its very power

Rusty

He Perks Me Up

When the day is long and filled with hurt
I lay in my bed and remember things that make my lips perk
Like today I spilled hot water across my hand
I remember the time when he bought me that red head band
he said it would look lovely in my dark curly locks
but I thought it looked ugly

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