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Christmas Song Parodies

 No. 1. Jingle Bells

     Jingle Bells ,Jingle Bells, ringing all the way
     What a fun is to ride in a one -horse open sleigh.
     Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas feeling happy and gay.
     Christmas is best celebration, I must

Categories: parodies, christmas,
Form: Lyric

A Wacky Medley - Christmas Song Parodies

Deck the Halls
Whacked the guy that stole my money
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Jail's the place for you now, sonny,"
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Grant you pardon? Kill that notion!"
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Toss the key now to the ocean
Fa, la, la, la, la, la,

Categories: parodies, christmas, funny, parody,
Form: Lyric

Christmas Song Parodies

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Momma got run over by Santa,
last night walking to see Nana.
Please say this is not so,
it happened in the snow.
The attack had Santa boot prints,
no incriminating fingerprints.
What do we do with Momma's gifts,
trade them in for our new face lifts.
The table has been all set,
hot food for us and

Categories: parodies, fun, giggle, snow, uplifting,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Christmas Song Parodies

It’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas
But it’s only May
While shopping for fishing tackle
There’s only Christmas crackle
Plus I bumped into a Santa Claus display

They’re already playing Christmas carols
But where’s the flip flops
Plus I need some pool chlorine
And now I want to scream
Coz that awful music just won’t

Categories: parodies, christmas, parody, song,
Form: Lyric

Christmas Song Parodies

Let’s Eat Something New This Christmas
(Parody of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas)

I can make some spicy tacos
better than the ones down south.
Please though know to eat them slow
or they may burn your mouth.

Try my sauciest lasagna 
better than a Christmas ham.
Cheese galore – I like that more
than even roasted lamb.

Some get hung up on foods
so

Categories: parodies, christmas, song,
Form: Lyric

CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES

To the tune of “Good King Wenceslas”

Good King Wenceslas looked out
Of the 8.07.
What he failed to notice was
The fast train bound for Devon.
When at last he saw its light,
His reaction was belated.
Good King Wenceslas alas
Was decapitated.


To the tune of “Away In A Manger”

Away in a doorway, of a shop that sells beds,
The homeless teenagers lay

Categories: parodies, christmas,
Form: Rhyme

Christmas Parodies examples

Christmas Song parodies 

Feliz Navidad

Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Police! Oh my god!
Put me in handcuffs because I rob.

I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I Wanna phone call this very instant!
I beg pardon with all my heart!


Away In A Manger 

Away to Aruba I wish I could go
But

Categories: parodies, christmas, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Lyric

Parodies

From your parapet of pity you prophesize and proclaim, 
That the widows of the tailors dug two shallow graves.

To mould the unmoulded into suits a crane, 
who makes such dreams built of rain, served on a the back of your undiscovered pain? 

A topographic phrenology that undulates the benign.. a course of repression not duly

Categories: parodies, anxiety, appreciation, blue, care,
Form: Free verse

Variations On Parodies of Kilmer's Trees

First version

I hope that I will seldom be
On some sinking ship that's on the sea;

A ship whose captain and whose crew
Have found much better things to do

Than stay and try to rescue me
From going down beneath the sea.

I think that it is only fair
That I not drown in underwear,

Nor never need I to explain
The precise

Categories: parodies, parody,
Form: Rhyme

Plagiarism Or Parodies

Oh do those with their poetry beguile others thunder
Mock gracious words with a false-hearted pen,
Yes the vampires of our poetic stage some would call a blunder
When to suck the blood from far more noble; wiser (Wo) men!

© Harry J Horsman 2016

Categories: parodies, angst,
Form: Rhyme

Parodies

To affirm a show has made it,
More than ticket sales, the proof
Can be found if it is parodied
And pops up in a spoof.

For it’s fun to poke some fun at
Those performances so big
All the audience will recognize
The actor and the gig.

It’s the price of fame and fortune,
For success bestows the right
To exaggerate one’s attributes
And take

Categories: parodies, art, people, fun,
Form: Rhyme