Parodies Poems - Poems about Parodies

No. 1. Jingle Bells Jingle Bells ,Jingle Bells, ringing all the way What a fun is to ride in a one -horse open sleigh. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas feeling happy and gay. Christmas is best celebration, I must...

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Deck the Halls Whacked the guy that stole my money Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Jail's the place for you now, sonny," Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! "Grant you pardon? Kill that notion!" Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Toss the key now to the ocean Fa, la, la, la, la, la,...

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"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" Momma got run over by Santa, last night walking to see Nana. Please say this is not so, it happened in the snow. The attack had Santa boot prints, no incriminating fingerprints. What do we do with Momma's gifts, trade them in for our new face lifts. The table has been all set, hot food for us and...

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It’s Beginning to look a lot like Christmas It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas But it’s only May While shopping for fishing tackle There’s only Christmas crackle Plus I bumped into a Santa Claus display They’re already playing Christmas carols But where’s the flip flops Plus I need some pool chlorine And now I want to scream Coz that awful music just won’t...

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Let’s Eat Something New This Christmas (Parody of Have a Holly Jolly Christmas) I can make some spicy tacos better than the ones down south. Please though know to eat them slow or they may burn your mouth. Try my sauciest lasagna better than a Christmas ham. Cheese galore – I like that more than even roasted lamb. Some get hung up on foods so...

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To the tune of “Good King Wenceslas” Good King Wenceslas looked out Of the 8.07. What he failed to notice was The fast train bound for Devon. When at last he saw its light, His reaction was belated. Good King Wenceslas alas Was decapitated. To the tune of “Away In A Manger” Away in a doorway, of a shop that sells beds, The homeless teenagers lay...

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Christmas Song parodies Feliz Navidad Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Police! Oh my god! Put me in handcuffs because I rob. I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call this very instant! I Wanna phone call this very instant! I beg pardon with all my heart! Away In A Manger Away to Aruba I wish I could go But...

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From your parapet of pity you prophesize and proclaim, That the widows of the tailors dug two shallow graves. To mould the unmoulded into suits a crane, who makes such dreams built of rain, served on a the back of your undiscovered pain? A topographic phrenology that undulates the benign.. a course of repression not duly...

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First version I hope that I will seldom be On some sinking ship that's on the sea; A ship whose captain and whose crew Have found much better things to do Than stay and try to rescue me From going down beneath the sea. I think that it is only fair That I not drown in underwear, Nor never need I to explain The precise...

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Oh do those with their poetry beguile others thunder Mock gracious words with a false-hearted pen, Yes the vampires of our poetic stage some would call a blunder When to suck the blood from far more noble; wiser (Wo) men! © Harry J Horsman 2016...

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To affirm a show has made it, More than ticket sales, the proof Can be found if it is parodied And pops up in a spoof. For it’s fun to poke some fun at Those performances so big All the audience will recognize The actor and the gig. It’s the price of fame and fortune, For success bestows the right To exaggerate one’s attributes And take...

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