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the Meanderer

...Dramma giocoso.............................................................................................................................................Trill-Recitative
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WEIRD LADY

...She's so wise and courageous 
She's so contagious 
She's not everyone's type 
She's good and bad 
Depends on how you ride
Stay on the tide
She takes no bribe, even if you're her tribe.

She's...

Sizzle

...

My hair ripping as her fingernails entwine
pulling my head back
She slaps me harder than she should
Her smile slightly offset
My cheek reddening from the welt of her hand
Shifting herself fo...

LOCE COMPASSION AND KINDNESS

...
May we be blessed when we look around the world 
when we see people filled with hatred for one another
people being inhumane…and as as thoughtless as can be…

To do our best to show people 
lo...

Ricky Danced with Anyone

...Ricky danced in the rain
without shame.
Who could blame him,
this character, chicken.
Oh the splash he made
with his fame.
Oh the waddle and pain.
his hips and his knees
aching, but ...

Vestibulocochlear sympathectomy

...Only point to matter is the fulcrums peak.
As pivotal, the equilibrium we seek.
Critical mass tipped to offset sum.
Heavily shifts the weight of outcome.

Impressive pressures impart fractional ...

Scarcity created by Those that Steal Our Abundance

...Abject poverty it is said, 
must actually be honed, 
Then cultivated and even forced bred, 
This necessarily includes paper money of course, since they print it for free, offset by our taxes a mea...

Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house

...Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...

formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every spot.

All kinds of vermin ...

Set For Life

...Smart stewardship of this money of mine
Ends up setting me for the next time
Then when things explode again

Fires of the stewardship can set a win
On the deliberate mindset
Rules of money mana...

Life is a Journey

...Sometimes the light's all shining on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
What a long strange trip it's been, 

 from Truckin by The Dead

Life is a Journey

Life is a long...

Argh the bane of daylight savings time November 3rd 2024

...Argh... the bane of daylight savings time – November 3rd 2024

Hour hands clock back
sixty minutes of Autumn
round about same of month
every year, what a bummer,
an inconvenient truth
diverged...

Internet Poetry

...
We all do try and write for a reason
and each have different things to say
at some particular time or season
we've got to express our thoughts that way.

It doesn't really matter who y...

Melliffluous

...I missed my chello
you look like an talented fella
can I use your
horn
I want you to hear this song




I missed placed the flute
Do you like his suit
the strangs on that chello
are strum...

Full Steam Ahead!

...Distal to Dorsal the bofdy human
agility and flexiblity
Rest and recovery
a detailed
meme of wrestling stylus
heis works are a showcase
of atheletic showmenship
a marvel in the specticail
of ...

By George burn hing hard, I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

...By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits 
as scene courtesy 
the following virtually 
staged philosophical insight.

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