Nitwit Poems

What can Peace do?

...Nothing makes sense, nothing seems to fit
Yet, I do believe it’s no time now to quit,
It tears away one’s patience and one’s wit
When the world is run by many a nitwit!
...

Better to Know, or Not to Know?

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'Tis it better to know, or not to know?
Now there's the rub! 
The dilemma in a Pandora paradox.
Sure it's nice to get to know yourself, but not entirely,
for the abyss within the cage will retu...

sliver of my thoughts

...I sit and I ponder and I ponder and I sit
Am I a genius or a nitwit?
Honeysuckle tree makes fun of me
A bee sits down and stings my knee
I feel less wise than a renegade tree...

Wish I had a Giant

...Wish I had a giant that I could outwit
I’d sneak away when he told me to sit
Bring back the cops and they would arrest the nitwit
Alas, my tiny beanstalk has not grown one whit...

What if Six Spaceships

...There is nothing to write about she Prue whined
My reaction to this is not keenly kind
What if that sewing box fell on your head?
What if you died of fright, stone-cold and dead?

She looked at ...

Find Us on Plenty of Fish

...Desi DeRotten was not easily forgotten
She only wore cotton, and was easily besotten.
Missy Fit heard about her, and got sick a bit.
She has incredible wit, unless she senses a nitwit.

Swede Gl...

Part-time Fool

...People lie to me about big things,
people lie to me about small things.
They lie about what's dear to me,
they lie about what doesn't bother me.
They speak highly of crooked beings,
they downpla...

First One They Threw Out

...many sins Trump did tout
from temple first thrown out
ugly words would shout

we knew from the start
Trump was never very smart
he would break our heart

on Trump saw blemish
back of truck p...

The Dog and his Master

...How thoroughly you wreck me
With the taste of hope, I can't resist
That you may actually perceive my existence
As if you haven't already taken more chances than I can give
In fact, I gave so many...

One generic baby boomer, a garden variety sexagenarian

...One generic baby boomer, (a garden variety sexagenarian)...
offers his interpretation of critical race theory

I, (an articulate, charming, domesticated, 
erudite, friendly, genteel, humorous, in...

The Poe

...
after The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe


(Is this microphone turned on? Testing one two, Poe was a dip, Poe was a dip, testing.)

Once upon a daydream, faintly
whilst I watched the boob ...

The Miles of Smiles

...If I can walk ten thousand miles
Just to see your sunlit smiles,
I’d die ten thousand more times
Maybe, a billion times per chime; this time, I’ve committed love crimes

If I can walk infinity t...

Poison

...Substance with death plan or harm,
To recover from it Luck’s charm;
Planter taker has lost his farm,
Not likely to help ‘Raised Alarm’.

In one’s bowel begins its strike,
All good organs poison...

Breaking News

...We have some breaking news, straight from the U.S.A.,
her citizens had a meeting and here’s what they had to say.
We’ll send old Joe to the nursing home and turn off Trump’s remote,
and as for the...

Facts Do Not Mean Anything To Media

...Channel Five calls mayoral candidate Goots a bully.
He is referred to as the  AntiChrist on Channel Three
Someone on the air yells “liar, liar, pants on fire.”
This is the best news we find on our...

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