Best Nitwit Poems

Nitwit,
To Be
 Or Not To Be
By
Tom Wright

What I heard her say was I had wit,
Until she added that other word, nit.
In trying to be funny,
I alienated my honey,
Now to be tied she’s just about fit.
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Nitwit and Nincompoop

While walking along had started to wonder
How really bad has been each blunder
After hearing a message God had sent
Said you are perfect person for President.

Even if fighting fool or a belligerent bat
Rowdy Republican or endeavoring Democrat
Chances are truly, immensely on your side
That everyone...

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gnarly gray goat was so plain, he was embarrassed by it.
he collected florals from garden and dressed up with wit.
thought he looked terrific, showed off his petals a bit.
behind his back other goats called him a simple nitwit....

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