Breaking News

We have some breaking news, straight from the U.S.A., her citizens had a meeting and here’s what they had to say. We’ll send old Joe to the nursing home and turn off Trump’s remote, and as for the 2024 election, there’ll be no need for anyone to vote. These two old farts can just stay home. That's our next great deal, and for the next four years, we’ll just stay single and try to heal. We will shut down CNN and pull the plug out on Fox News. We'll all take time to sit and chill and share some ice-cold brews. We will party from North to South and unite the East and West. It’s time to relax and take a breath then show the world our best. All politicians will be fired, and we’ll elect a fresh new batch, who won't play with a nuclear football while playing catch. Getting rid of Marjorie Taylor Greene will be our biggest coup. Since she wants to divide the states by colors, red and blue. She's such a dumb butt imbecile, whose eyes are too close nit, there's lot of worse names to call her than moron and nitwit. This life is what we make it. There’s just one way to deal with scum. Let’s flush old Putin down the toilet as we smile and wipe our bum. If his crap plugs up our toilet, a huge plunger is what we need, we can use the one we did on Trump. It will do the job, indeed!